2 scoucers arive at the pearly gates of heaven.
‘can we come in like?’ ask the scoucers
‘hang on ill have to ask’ replies st peter.
so st pete goes off to ask his almightyness if they can enter.
‘sure they can’ he replies
st pete goes back to tell the scoucers they are in luck but returns to God.
‘they’ve gone!’ he sez
‘the scoucers?’ asks God
‘no the FUCKING GATES!!’
