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July 10, 2012 at 11:43 am

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MC G-Tek

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What’s E.T. short for? ‘Cos he’s only got little legs!

What’s orange & sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

What’s blue & fucks grannies? Hypothermia!

What else is blue & fucks grannies? Me & my lucky blue overcoat!

What’s green & eats nuts? Syphillis!
July 10, 2012 at 11:54 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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This problem with political jokes is they get elected.
July 10, 2012 at 12:00 pm

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MC G-Tek

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Very true. I remember Maggie Thatcher being interviewed about 10 years ago & when asked what she felt was her biggest legacy, she replied ‘new labour’! By the standards of politicians, that’s quite a zinger.
July 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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Lol the crazy old bat hahaha
July 10, 2012 at 12:25 pm

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dubstep_joe

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 486956 wrote:

This problem with political jokes is they get elected.

You broke it! Now there’s 6 jokes in here!
July 10, 2012 at 1:14 pm

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Garoldeep Singh

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I didn’t brokened it, I merely made it a greater entity than its previous incarnation. It’s a learning thread. Lol

Now I have not clue what I’m on about :laugh_at:
July 10, 2012 at 3:27 pm

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p0ly

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
July 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@p0ly 487003 wrote:

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Nice mate, was hoping this would turn slightly sicker at some point. Now it’s done so:

What’s black & red & crawls up a woman’s leg? A homesick abortion!

Hope this carries on in this vein now, then I can bring out my whole repertoire of ‘dead baby’ jokes!
July 11, 2012 at 11:56 pm

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General Lighting

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@MC G-Tek 487044 wrote:

What’s black & red & crawls up a woman’s leg? A homesick abortion!

I actually remember my mates telling me that one in about 1987 :laugh_at: – it was at high school during an English lesson and we all creased up laughing. Bear in mind also that teachers in the 1980s were nearly all right on leftie feminist types. This wasn’t a bad thing in many respects but does increase the comedy value of someone telling such a un-PC joke in class….
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