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@korno 553508 wrote:
hahaha can you tell i was bored?! :laugh_at:
Aww I thought you genuinely liked my posts. 😥
a man walks into a long face while riding his bar he orders a drink from the horse………
Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all get sentenced to 20 years in jail, the prison guard knows they are all innocent and takes pity on them. He offers them one thing, anything they want as a one off favor that might make their time in jail easier. The Englishman asks for as many women as he can fuck for his time inside, guards like sure nps … Irish man’s like i’ll have as many cigs as I can smoke and the Scot is like I’ll have as much whiskey as i can drink .. fine fine fine the guard says .. no problemo.
20 years pass and the Scotsman come out blithering drunk swearing and falling all over the place, then English guy comes out with loads of fine ladies and about 100 kids … the Irishman comes out and says “you got a light mate?”
@MR207 553535 wrote:
A man walks into a bra, no dyslexia isn’t funny
Evidently it can be quite embarrassing though!
@MR207 553424 wrote:
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
real lol!
Two tampons walk into a bar, some blokes sitting in the corner start to eye them up.
Bloke says to his mate ”nice, which one would you bang I fancy the one on the left”
”neither” his mate replies ”they both look like stuck up cunts”
What’s worse than finding 10 dead babies in a dustbin?
Finding 1 dead baby in 10 dustbins!
@MC G-Tek 553622 wrote:
What’s worse than finding 10 dead babies in a dustbin?
Finding 1 dead baby in 10 dustbins!
I’m not sure about that one. If I was a binman think I’d rather find the one single bin full of dead babies than the alternative; get the shock and grief out my system in one go, you know?
But then the rest of society would probably prefer just the one badly mutilated infant to the several dead children thing.
Quite a quandary you’ve put me in there Mr. G-Tek; best do one baby in 10 bins and 10 babies in one bin so all bases are covered.
@MR207 553535 wrote:
A man walks into a bra, no dyslexia isn’t funny
Did male members seriously like that joke just because it contained the word bra? LoL, sad bastards……………… mmmmmmm Boobies.
@The Psyentist 553624 wrote:
I’m not sure about that one. If I was a binman think I’d rather find the one single bin full of dead babies than the alternative; get the shock and grief out my system in one go, you know?
But then the rest of society would probably prefer just the one badly mutilated infant to the several dead children thing.
Quite a quandary you’ve put me in there Mr. G-Tek; best do one baby in 10 bins and 10 babies in one bin so all bases are covered.
Ha ha, I never realised it was gonna turn into an experiment!
Man, is Google gonna be pissed at me & you now!
@MC G-Tek 553628 wrote:
Ha ha, I never realised it was gonna turn into an experiment!
Man, is Google gonna be pissed at me & you now!
Hahaha! Advanced apologies to the Doc if he ends up having to create a sub-forum just for us to spout shit and piss off Google lol.
@The Psyentist 553631 wrote:
Hahaha! Advanced apologies to the Doc if he ends up having to create a sub-forum just for us to spout shit and piss off Google lol.
I’ll second that, sorry Dr B – any chance you can get another v-bulletin license for fuckyougooglevibe.com? LOL!
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