…and orders a pint.
as hes suppin on the pint he starts nibblin on some peanuts in a dish on the bar.
”your nice” some one sez
”your so cool” he hears again
”your the best”
with no one else ion the pub this spins him out a bit and goes to play on the fruity.
he puts a quid in a starts to play
”you wanker” he hears
”you complete and utter knob jockey” he hears again
”fuck off before i twat u” again with no one else in the pub he goes up to the bar tender to explian his strange hearings
the bar tender does not look surprised and replies quite calmly
”the nuts are complementry and the fruit machine is out of order”
ba boom
