Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying. As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later. At the seance, she called out, “Bill , dear Bill; this is Lisa. Do you hear me?
A ghostly voice answered her, “Yes Lisa, this is Bill, I can hear you.” Lisa tearfully asked, “Oh, Bill, what is it like where you are? “It’s beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time.” “Well what do you do all day,”Asked Lisa.
“Well, Lisa, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there’s nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then have more love making until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m.”
Lisa was somewhat taken back. “Is that what heaven is really like?” “Heaven?? I’m not in heaven Lisa.”
“Well then where are you?”
“I’am a jack rabbit in Arizona.” :crazy:
