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April 4, 2008 at 3:54 pm

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GiantMidget

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Southcaver wrote:

When i went to prauge i was offered a threesome with two midgets, I was out of money though:weee:

I have’nt seen any in dam before

Two midgets? that’s even better! My only fear is during the midget fucking, the midgets would call their midget friends and then shitloads of midgets would turn up, then you find out their actually midget vampires who only arise every 25 years to feed on a non midget which would be you or me! :hopeless:
April 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm

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spark

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Have been a few times and basically just go where your feet lead you… I had way to many mushrooms and weed also hash cake with a hash shake and remember doing bongs with an american guy and then going…

(to my friends horror)
I had a mouth full of chocolate hash cake and asked him what a cake truck looks like smashed in a tunnel…

before opening my mouth to show him a mouthfull of chocolate mess… not my finest hour… of course i thought it was hilarious and laughed my ass for for an hour…

then there was the bit when I tried to order hot chips and spent half an hour trying to order but couldnt because again I was incapabe of speaking .. only laughing..

Spent the times going there laughing my ass off basically… just try to be a bit mindful and respectful of the locals who are tolerant but also have a lot of children around…

ahhhhhh amsterdam… the last time I was there was for dance valley… those were the days!
April 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm

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Southcaver

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It would take a fair few midget vampires to take me down i reckon,
best take a pack of pencils to use as stakes just in case
April 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm

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GiantMidget

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Southcaver wrote:

It would take a fair few midget vampires to take me down i reckon,
best take a pack of pencils to use as stakes just in case

Good man be warned tho these midgets are very dangerous when in packs.

Human midgets = good, Vampire midgets = bad and cheap.
April 4, 2008 at 4:02 pm

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DJCliffy wrote:

be warned tho these midgets are very dangerous when in packs.

so can pencils when in packs :laugh_at:
April 4, 2008 at 4:07 pm

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i’ve heard of this to and would love to know, i’m goin in december with a few friends, gunna drive over there and stay at camping zeeburg!!!

i hope i can still get mushies by that time, only downside is that i won’t have any MD to keep up with my smoking! hehe :laugh_at:
April 4, 2008 at 4:14 pm

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samuwel

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been 4 times now, in my opinion there is no better place to buy bud than DE DAMPKRING!!! The best variety, quality and value for money. Also a wicked cosey little coffe shop to try out ur purchases. 😉
April 5, 2008 at 11:03 am

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in my opinion, don’t buy any more than 2 grams a coffeeshop, if you’re planning to go round to many coffee shops during the day. i made a mistake of buying 5 grams of shit hot white widow at the green house, smoked a few big J’s n some bongs and all i wanted 2 do was chill out :laugh_at:

so by the end of the day i just managed to go back to my hotel room and had a little kip and i was like oh we only got round 2 3 coffee shops hehehe. just take it a little easy, smoke but no ya boundaries, theres alot more to amsterdam than sittin in a coffeeshop gettin blitz!!! raaa
April 5, 2008 at 11:34 am

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GiantMidget

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hyperSkunk wrote:

theres alot more to amsterdam than sittin in a coffeeshop gettin blitz!!! raaa

Yeah there’s hookers as well! :crazy_druraaa:crazy_dru
April 5, 2008 at 11:51 am

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get cained and go round the sex museum, there’s nothing more entertaining than laughing at 19th century porn and a 6 foot plastic penis

The Heineken experience is quite good fun too… there’s a “motion master” kind of simulator where you get to experience what it’s like to be a heineken bottle…
April 5, 2008 at 4:06 pm

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don’t forget the cannabis museum ^ . ^

i actually found it rather enjoyable floatin around amsterdam on a boat when the sun was goin down, was rather relaxin, then i went for a pint!
April 5, 2008 at 6:09 pm

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Elect The Dead

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Hmm.. Im thinking of driving over to Holland some time soon as it goes.

One cafe you must visit is… Hill Street Blues… It is owned by english peeps and they mostly have drum and bass playing on their system.
Last time i was in Dam they had a license to sell both weed and alcohol but Im sure some mates of mine that have been more recently mentioned that Hill street blues no longer have an alcohol license so that kind of sucks.

Anyways, that is just one of favs to chill and have smoke in.
I’ve been Dam a good 6 times now and I can’t wait to go back and visit, except this time im going to a rave and seeing as the smoking banned does not apply there I can enjoy a spliff whilst I skank away once again :bounce_g:
April 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm

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anything changed in dam then? i heard that there not selling mushies anymore, is this true? i hope not =(
April 5, 2008 at 8:24 pm

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bumpkinbeans

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DiscoTeam wrote:

does any one know if the mushroom ban has taken effect yet? or does it take effect in july?

im going in july with a group of mates and want to get mashed, also do you know if when they ban mushrooms they will be making them a soft or hard drug?

cheerrs people 🙂 any recommended cafes or bars or just spots in amsterdam??

🙂 :group_hug lol xx

I,m off there to in july for a big birthday i,ve got coming up. want to find some cheap accomadation for a friday sat and sunday night.need to start getting things sorted out though cause time flys past. gis some advice pv.
April 5, 2008 at 8:26 pm

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bumpkinbeans

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Southcaver wrote:

When i went to prauge i was offered a threesome with two midgets, I was out of money though:weee:

I have’nt seen any in dam before

that made me laugh out loud.midgets ftw.
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