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June 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm

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MisterDuck

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spark_plug;331196 wrote:

you wont be laughing when you catch it from all the eye gunk on my pillows you little shit

i’ve already wanked in your bed so you’ve probably caught aids from me already

jokes on you tbh
June 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm

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GiantMidget

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spark_plug;331178 wrote:

haaaaaaaaahahaha cliffy u genius. i bet that looked so fuckin funny

!

Didn’t feel very funny, I had cans in places i never knew existed before. Had to walk at a funny angle as well to stop em falling down out of my jeans. I looked like a cross of between the hunchback of notre dame and man bear pig.
June 1, 2009 at 8:07 pm

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Angel

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:laugh_at::laugh_at:
June 1, 2009 at 8:39 pm

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uglyprettytrash

@uglyprettytrash

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spark_plug;331196 wrote:

you wont be laughing when you catch it from all the eye gunk on my pillows you little shit

let’s have a post peace in the peaks tea party.
ben you’re baking.
June 1, 2009 at 8:48 pm

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spark_plug

@spark_plug

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uglyprettytrash;331208 wrote:

let’s have a post peace in the peaks tea party.
ben you’re baking.

i would like to do that. but, what will happen is, we’ll be like ‘right…me, you and boothy are gonna go to mine n stay up all day n bake cakes and drink tea’

then 3 hours later you’ll be like ‘i think im just gonna go to lees’

then an hour later boothy will be ready for bed
June 1, 2009 at 10:15 pm

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spark_plug

@spark_plug

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a thought for the evening…………..

imagine if your japs eye was a tiny little cunt.

on the end of yourcock

. sleep tight.
June 1, 2009 at 10:22 pm

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p0ly

@p0ly

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thanks for that
June 1, 2009 at 10:24 pm

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DaftFader

@daftfader

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spark_plug;331231 wrote:

a thought for the evening…………..

imagine if your japs eye was a tiny little cunt.

on the end of yourcock

. sleep tight.

i’ll reply to this the same as when you sent it to me on msn …

COCK FINGERING! :weee:
June 1, 2009 at 10:41 pm

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uglyprettytrash

@uglyprettytrash

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spark_plug;331212 wrote:

i would like to do that. but, what will happen is, we’ll be like ‘right…me, you and boothy are gonna go to mine n stay up all day n bake cakes and drink tea’

then 3 hours later you’ll be like ‘i think im just gonna go to lees’

then an hour later boothy will be ready for bed

depends if i can be bothered to help pack down..
June 1, 2009 at 10:56 pm

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uglyprettytrash

@uglyprettytrash

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but you’re probably right.
June 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm

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ev31

@ev31

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Angel;331157 wrote:

Is from a PV member and it had me in stitches

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

I think i know that guy
June 2, 2009 at 7:19 pm

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DaftFader

@daftfader

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cant believe i fell asleep as soon as i got in from work, then woke up at 7.20 thinkin it was the mornin and late 4 work 🙁 i nearly made it in b4 i noticed

lal
June 2, 2009 at 8:09 pm

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GiantMidget

@giantmidget

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Has learnt something today, just because a woman has a fat gut dont just assume that they are pregnant. Also dont congratulate them for this as well.

:crazy_diz
June 27, 2009 at 11:41 am

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DaftFader

@daftfader

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is smiling coz whilst walking through town a little girl pointed to me & said look mummy its the queen 🙂

lol
July 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm

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DaftFader

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has better things to do then go to the meat market called gay pride.

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What like recover and then work? I’m not even gay and would rather be there hitting on lasses then working… Gaids x
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