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March 31, 2008 at 9:11 pm

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GiantMidget

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Reading through a very popular parties manifesto’s and came across this issue that needs addressing. Should Fish be entitled to free bicycles?
March 31, 2008 at 9:44 pm

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General Lighting

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I fixed the options

I say yes, but only in inland waterways.

The nature of sea-water (a strong brine solution also containing halogens and organic solvent pollution) would wash out the grease from their bikes’ bearings and the unfortunate fish would soon find their machines would grind to a halt.

And where would they find a bicycle repair shop in the middle of the North Sea?
March 31, 2008 at 9:48 pm

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GiantMidget

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Cheers General! Maybe someone could open a bicycle repair shop on a north sea oil rig, Problem solved!! The only difficult obstacle to overcome would be the language barrier and we all know fish are slippery buggers who would fuck you around for payment!
March 31, 2008 at 10:09 pm

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Playground Politics

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they would have to come up with a sealed componant holding the chain, or maybe using some kinda sealed hub containing ball bearings, it could be done
March 31, 2008 at 11:53 pm

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process

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March 31, 2008 at 11:54 pm

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process

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April 1, 2008 at 4:50 am

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MisterDuck

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we piss on your fish, yes we dooo, yes we dooo

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but not members of PV, your exempt from piss on fish

truth is we know where every single fish is going to, so we piss accordingly 😉
April 1, 2008 at 5:38 am

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Absolutely… when their little fins get tired and their tails just cant wave anymore… they need to be able to get a load off and cycle to the next pond, lake, river…
wouldnt want to be fishist!:weee:
April 1, 2008 at 12:12 pm

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DaftFader

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cliff you realised you have just solved the free nrg prblem there … instead of putting massive turbines in river mouths like they are doing now and worring about them acsidently becoming big seal,fish and other marine life blenders .. we give all the seals, fish and marine life tiny bikes with turbines on the weels … so the fish dont get choped up and produce i think a total of 96% of our nrg for the globe if my calculations are correct :weee:
April 1, 2008 at 2:46 pm

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GiantMidget

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DaftFader wrote:

cliff you realised you have just solved the free nrg prblem there … instead of putting massive turbines in river mouths like they are doing now and worring about them acsidently becoming big seal,fish and other marine life blenders .. we give all the seals, fish and marine life tiny bikes with turbines on the weels … so the fish dont get choped up and produce i think a total of 96% of our nrg for the globe if my calculations are correct :weee:

Ah very good mate! Although you do realise that the fish will eventually want to be paid, And when we don’t pay up the fish will defect over to the russians leaving us in a very sore predicament. Then we will have to train duck billed platypus’s to do the same job and you know their all a bunch of lazy cunts. What are we to do i wonder?!:hopeless:
April 1, 2008 at 2:57 pm

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DaftFader

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DJCliffy wrote:

Ah very good mate! Although you do realise that the fish will eventually want to be paid, And when we don’t pay up the fish will defect over to the russians leaving us in a very sore predicament. Then we will have to train duck billed platypus’s to do the same job and you know their all a bunch of lazy cunts. What are we to do i wonder?!:hopeless:

we threaten the fish that if they don’t do there job we will continue with the deployment of these free nrg fish paste makers i previously mentioned …and that should put the shits right up them .. as a precaution of rebelion we make a ring of barbequs around the coast line for grilled fish sarnies and that in it’s self saves us using any nrg from our cookers .. it’s a win win situation m8 i tells ya :weee:
April 1, 2008 at 3:04 pm

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GiantMidget

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DaftFader wrote:

we threaten the fish that if they don’t do there job we will continue with the deployment of these free nrg fish paste makers i previously mentioned …and that should put the shits right up them .. as a precaution of rebelion we make a ring of barbequs around the coast line for grilled fish sarnies and that in it’s self saves us using any nrg from our cookers .. it’s a win win situation m8 i tells ya :weee:

I like your thinking dude! If we win our campaign, your title shall be The FishMonger!!! :crazy:
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