Not something I regret but I’m aware it was morally wrong (or perhaps not given the venue).
Basically a group of us had arranged to go round town. Only problem being me and my mate were bladdered and beaming prior to setting off. Half the group had already paid and entered the intended club when my mate was refused entry due to being muntered. He was gonna go home in a sulk but I decided to cheer him up with a trip to weatherspoons. We strolled in and ordered a pitcher each before residing in a dark booth where hopefully we wouldn’t be noticed.
I dropped an E and necked my four pint pitcher within 2 minutes of sitting down. Feeling pretty wrecked I was amused to see my mate feebly sipping on his pitcher through a straw looking very pale. He barely drank 1/4 of it before passing it over to me to finish. I necked this too but was instantaneously sick back in the pitcher. This alone was enough to cause my friend to wretch…. I paused then deliberately locked eyes with him and said “I think my pill came back up” then knocked back 3 pints of my own vomit. He then put his head beneath the table and unleashed a cascading lake of sick all over the floor and himself.
We then both starting laughing hilariously before strolling out as casually as we’d entered.
