Party Vibe

that is so random (why a squirrel, and not a bear, its more believable some dodgy Russian in London has an undeclared bear for a pet and is giving it vodka) tjat it was worth investigating. Caisse d’épargne is a French high street bank (a bit like the Co-Op / Smile and in a similar financial pickle, though still operating, Écureil (squirrel) is the brand of a type of burglar alarm they market alongside discounted home insurance (Just had a look at the original French pages). Its possible they were/are trying to market themselves in London/UK, may even explain the sudden appearance of those devices which transmit random data (plus the audio from the room!) onto the wireless microphone frequencies. And those would false trigger anyway if you are keeping a half drunk bear in the house, as the maximum weight of pets that the detector could recognise is 18 kilos.

This “job advert” most likely came from some bored French intern in a London office, now in the hold of a boat destined for Singapore along with all the alarms that Copenhagen turned away (to somewhere like extra English and ettiquete classes run by nuns, its the sort of thing they still do in SG)