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C’mon we all know it can’t be denied, farts are funny right? Yeah, I thought so too. So why is it some people won’t fart around their partner? I personally couldn’t care less and I fart when I need to fart regardless of who’s around, the louder the better, exceptions being job interviews and moments of silence at a funeral. Also my partner happily lets rip in front of me so it works both ways. I know not all partnerships are this open minded though. So do you fart in your partners presence and if not why? Please help me understand this quandary.
Ps. The cloud from :love:
Farts are funny. End of.
i was in the bath with my gf a week or two ago and i farted underwater at her… a few times.
@p0ly 533880 wrote:
i was in the bath with my gf a week or two ago and i farted underwater at her… a few times.
Did she fart back?
Well she was face down ass up so it wouldn’t of been as epic even if she did.
I don’t find farting funny although I do like to fart in the bath (needs to be full of bubble bath) and then light the bubbles. Great fun (not that I make a habit of it)
@p0ly 533884 wrote:
Well she was face down ass up so it wouldn’t of been as epic even if she did.
Dude! Were you banging her or drowning her lol
@The Psyentist 533895 wrote:
Dude! Were you banging her or drowning her lol
or both?
For the record- farts during sex= not sexy but still amusing.
@The Psyentist 533899 wrote:
For the record- farts during sex= not sexy but still amusing.
fanny farts make me laugh
@photographthesun 533898 wrote:
or both?
Merge both words to form a new verb for this act and I got browning. That means something else though and you wouldn’t want them farting during that.
@The Psyentist 533901 wrote:
Merge both words to form a new verb for this act and I got browning. That means something else though and you wouldn’t want them farting during that.
ewwww
@photographthesun 533900 wrote:
fanny farts make me laugh
Does that mean you laugh at fanny farts but not regular farts?
@The Psyentist 533903 wrote:
Does that mean you laugh at fanny farts but not regular farts?
yes there is just something special about a fanny fart
@The Psyentist 533895 wrote:
Dude! Were you banging her or drowning her lol
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