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March 17, 2016 at 5:44 am

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Ganja Gremlin

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My buddy who rides a couple miles on his bike a day was riding his bike today and someone threw a full cup of soda at him for no reason. Apparently his step-dad says that shit happens all the time to him where I live. What can I do to prevent something like this from happening and what can I legally do to the person afterwards. Thinking of carrying rocks in my pocket so I can break someones back window open when that happens.
March 17, 2016 at 5:59 am

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Iliesse

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sorry , am frenchy, dd not understand what and how it happend, can u precise for me with simple words
March 17, 2016 at 10:40 am

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Angel

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He was lucky, last year it TDF, people threw urine after the riders :O
March 17, 2016 at 11:03 am

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tryptameanie

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@Ganja Gremlin 979812 wrote:

My buddy who rides a couple miles on his bike a day was riding his bike today and someone threw a full cup of soda at him for no reason. Apparently his step-dad says that shit happens all the time to him where I live. What can I do to prevent something like this from happening and what can I legally do to the person afterwards. Thinking of carrying rocks in my pocket so I can break someones back window open when that happens.

Carry a ,loaded firearm at all times and shoot the next poerson that does it. I bet it never happens gto you again.
March 17, 2016 at 12:03 pm

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General Lighting

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@tryptameanie 979841 wrote:

Carry a ,loaded firearm at all times and shoot the next poerson that does it. I bet it never happens gto you again.

TBH as the OP mentioned a “cup of soda” this is probably perfectly legal in his country. I would suggest though deploying a modern 9mm Parabellum pistol with recoil compensation or a smaller calibre; otherwise the recoil may cause you to fall off your bike. in the early 20th century (before gun control was common in Europe) it was possible to purchase a “cyclists revolver” of .32 calibre for this purpose…
March 17, 2016 at 12:18 pm

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tryptameanie

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Obviously it’s a crime of the soda thrower is white though, otherwise it’s game on.
March 17, 2016 at 6:32 pm

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General Lighting

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@iliesse 979813 wrote:

sorry , am frenchy, dd not understand what and how it happend, can u precise for me with simple words

dans l’Etats-Unis y a plusiers salauds en voiture qui jete diverses objéts (tasses d’eau ou d’autres liquides, pierres) aux cyclistes..
March 17, 2016 at 6:35 pm

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General Lighting

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@tryptameanie 979859 wrote:

Obviously it’s a crime of the soda thrower is white though, otherwise it’s game on.

in some states and regions (especially due to the larger build of those who sit in motor cars instead of taking healthy exercise) the cyclist might be able to claim they thought it was a bear (although it might seem odd that one was in the passenger seat of a car you’d be amazed at what the animal shelters in USA end up rescuing from redneck houses); although in others bears are protected (varies wildly between states, regions and individual areas and the exact species of bear)
March 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm

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tryptameanie

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:lol_big:
March 18, 2016 at 10:29 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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I’d swing back and kick there heads in until they started making the noise of extreme torso trauma. Which is a bubbly, wheezing sound of the lungs bleeding in on them selves.
March 19, 2016 at 4:54 pm

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Iliesse

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@Angel 979832 wrote:

He was lucky, last year it TDF, people threw urine after the riders :O

now am beginning to get susceptible ,are u all making these Abbreviations so i understand nothing at alll? TDF???:rant:
March 19, 2016 at 5:02 pm

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Iliesse

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@tryptameanie 979841 wrote:

Carry a ,loaded firearm at all times and shoot the next poerson that does it. I bet it never happens gto you again.

NORMALLY YOUR IQ IS OVER THE MAXIMUM, BUT A FEW TIMES, it fall in the – numbers. Evwn ur solution would work, am sure, in jail it won’t happen :you_crazy:hopeless::wink:
March 19, 2016 at 5:03 pm

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tryptameanie

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My IQ is In Question, that’s about all you can say about it lol.
March 19, 2016 at 5:06 pm

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Iliesse

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@General Lighting 979857 wrote:

TBH as the OP mentioned a “cup of soda” this is probably perfectly legal in his country. I would suggest though deploying a modern 9mm Parabellum pistol with recoil compensation or a smaller calibre; otherwise the recoil may cause you to fall off your bike. in the early 20th century (before gun control was common in Europe) it was possible to purchase a “cyclists revolver” of .32 calibre for this purpose…

:sign0068: beginning 20th century, they were all a bit:you_crazy and under legal coke and heroin state all day
March 19, 2016 at 5:13 pm

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Iliesse

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@General Lighting 979892 wrote:

dans l’Etats-Unis y a plusiers salauds en voiture qui jete diverses objéts (tasses d’eau ou d’autres liquides, pierres) aux cyclistes..

yes , in switzerland they had to put on some bridge passing over a highway to add a cage like for animals to avoid that people let fall stones weighting more than 5 kg when a car passed and fall on his front glass. 2 death in the same year from the same bridge. they never catched the person
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