Bad Joke Thread

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 570351 wrote:

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

Yeah but that doesn’t work because it took me 60. now who looks stupid.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

ROFLMAO :lol_up::lol_teeth:lol_fast::lol_dork::lol_crash

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.

Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

What would reunite the beatles?
” bullets.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Thinks Women are magic creatures:

they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat ROCK HARD!

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 570360 wrote:

Thinks Women are magic creatures:

they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat ROCK HARD!

And yet they can’t reverse.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?

A turkey because it is always stuffed.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Just been watching the Masters snooker, and I’ve been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Women complain about balancing a career and home life.

They want to try balancing a laptop during a wank!

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Statistically 9/11 Americans won’t get this.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Great Britain – We are sending ground forces into West Africa to combat the deadly virus, ‘Ebola’, and we are sending humanitarian aid to combat the terrorist organisation, ‘ISIS’.

How we ever won two world wars I’ll never know.

[1 Digital Buddha @digital-buddha Participant]

@Tryptameanie 570385 wrote:

Great Britain – We are sending ground forces into West Africa to combat the deadly virus, ‘Ebola’, and we are sending humanitarian aid to combat the terrorist organisation, ‘ISIS’.

How we ever won two world wars I’ll never know.

you won two world wars with the help of your little brother

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Digital Buddha 570397 wrote:

you won two world wars with the help of your little brother

Then little brother got all pissed off and started the rest :devil_wag

[1 Digital Buddha @digital-buddha Participant]

more or less. haven’t been able to get world war 3 going but we’ve been trying.

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