Guy’s walking down the street one day and is surprised by what he sees.
A funeral procession is coming towards him, but it’s unusual. It’s led by two hearses, single file. Behind them is a guy walking a pair of Dobermans on leashes.
Behind him is a line of 20 guys, walking single file. Overcome with curiosity he approaches the man with the dogs.
“Sorry to trouble you at a time like this, but I’ve never seen a procession like this. Can I ask you, who’s in the hearses?”
Guy says, “One is my wife. The other is my mother-in-law.” Pedestrian says, “That’s terrible. At the same time?
Can I ask, how did they die?” Guy says, “The dogs killed ’em. It was instant. They didn’t have a chance.
“Pedestrian says, “I see…. … So, can I borrow the dogs?” Guy says, “Get in line.”
