Bad Joke Thread

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Cost of calling babestation t.v on Sky £1.50,

The look on the bird’s face when you say “Fuck me you’ve let yourself go” then hanging up..Priceless

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Gordon Brown’s resignation has made a significant impact on the British public and beyond.

Eastenders was cancelled.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Just saw my mate who was wearing a really nice anti-racism wristband. I asked him where he bought it so I could get one.

“They’ve got loads in the Paki shop”, he replied.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My son got in trouble at school today. At first, I was angry, but then I was so proud of him when I found out why.

During a maths exam, he received this question: “Rajita said that 3+2×4=20. Explain why Rajita is wrong.”

And his response: “She is wrong because, not only is she a woman, but she is also a Paki.”

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

I really hate people who express their views over the internet.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

What’s the difference between cigarettes and Eastern European murderers?

You can only bring 200 cigarettes into the UK before the authorities start asking questions.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

“One ring to rule them all,
“One ring to find them,
“One ring to bring them all
“And, in the darkness bind, them.”

Ironic that the “One Ring” that has the ability to bind mankind in darkness and bring nothing but pain and misery to the world looks suspiciously like a wedding ring.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

I put my finger in a ring in darkness one time but I’m not certain it was misery, sounded more like an agonized scream.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Wouldn’t it be ironic to die in the living room?

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Wouldn’t it be brilliant if instead of women making ironic jokes, they just did the ironing.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

I’m the unluckiest person in the whole world, I bought a non-stick pan and can’t get the fucking label off!

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 570823 wrote:

I’m the unluckiest person in the whole world, I bought a non-stick pan and can’t get the fucking label off!

Oh you’re good Angel 🙂

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure.

So I told him if he didn’t stop bleeding right away, he’d die.

[1 jaka80 @jaka80 Member]

So silver sees gold across the street, so silver calls to gold and says AU! :lol_big:

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

@Tryptameanie 568173 wrote:

The odd horific child abuse joke is fine but when it’s involved in every joke you tell Even I start to feel a bit uneasy.
#I don’t get all bent out of shape with extreme humour but for some it’s a bit much constantly pulling a smiley, disgusted face.

thank you priest.if im not mistaken this is a bad joke thread,not a real life thread,n if ppl are disgusted by offensive jokes they simply should not read a bad joke thread.thank u your holyness

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