Bad Joke Thread

[1 jaka80 @jaka80 Member]

Alright I know I promised I would stop making one liner jokes, so I will tell a nice long and funny joke 😉

[1 jaka80 @jaka80 Member]

What do you call nuts on your wall?
Wallnuts
What do you call nuts chest?
Chestnuts
What do you call nuts chin?
…a dick in your mouth!! :lol_big::satisfied

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Oscar Pistorius’s sentence was so lenient, I had to look up Reeva Steenkamp’s picture on the Internet to reassure myself she was white.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Apparently, an Apple computer, built by Steve Jobs in his garage in 1976, sold for nearly $1 million.

Which makes it the most affordable Apple product currently on the market.

The drink-drive limit in Scotland is to be lowered to 50mg in every 100ml of blood. So if you are drinking and driving, remember to have a glass of blood in between each drink. Safety First!

[1 Iliesse @iliesse Participant Subscriber]

SOME DAYS AGO, SOMEONE POSTED A NEW TOPICS INTITULDED ” look for something special for my wife to help her.”, I JUST ASKED WHAT KIND OF HELP IS SHE NEEDING, but didn’t get an answer.

I just saw this from Mr.Tryptmeanie and remember this other topics, so :

For my wife, who is an special (better word would be crazzynes) lover of Apple, buying her this computer would be the ANSWER to this topic if i had something to be forgiven from …:get_you: :flowers:

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

The clocks go back one hour tonight.

Unless you’re a Muslim of course, then you need to put yours forward a couple of centuries.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

I’ve just watched an NSPCC advert where the narrator says that “No one comes when Will cries”.

I beg to differ…

[1 Iliesse @iliesse Participant Subscriber]

hi Tryptameanie, I always like your humour, when “Reverso” translate it right… and am gonna be honest like i ever do, i am born protestant, but am converted musslim…

so am gonna be very mad with u today, a lot of pm questions, since writting english goes very slowly by me, your are gona finnaly be lucky. (Iliesse, but real Born name is Nico)

Have a nice day, am gonna start my breakfast with two MDMA PILLS AND A GOOD FREEBASE PIPE.:good_evil

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

I certainly don’t wanna upset you or any (possibly just most) muslims but if you have any good atheist jokes id love to hear them. Pick a religion and I’ll find you a joke. I always find catholics bastards personally.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Today, let’s just say it’s not always a good idea to storm into your mum’s bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps.
What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad’s foreplay.
For Christ’s sake, I need brain bleach. FML

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 571877 wrote:

Today, let’s just say it’s not always a good idea to storm into your mum’s bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps.
What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad’s foreplay.
For Christ’s sake, I need brain bleach. FML

I hope that’s just a very shit joke.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Atheist joke
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.

Catholic joke
How is eucharist like a dick?

You get them both shoved down your throat by a priest.
There, one in the eye for religion and non religion alike.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

I was at church the other day and when the collection came around I put some Monopoly money in the basket.
The priest said to me, “What are you doing? That’s not real money!”
I replied, “Well, let’s talk about this god of yours…”

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Sorry you have a religion that takes the most shit from the internet. I’m not racist, I don’t hate any religion apart from the mormons and maybe 1 or 2 others that aren’t islam. Every religion has extreme people. Muslims might be doing well in terrorism at the minute but if we compare re;ligion as far as horrific child sex abuse, the catholics are way out in front.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Chatting about rights and wrongs about relegion and politic does not belong in this thread!

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