Bad Joke Thread

[1 Killahertz @killahertz Member]

These jokes really suck ass

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Killahertz 572218 wrote:

These jokes really suck ass

And your post was hilarious. Why not tell a good one then?

[1 Killahertz @killahertz Member]

My bad jokes stay secret, never realised I was here to amuse you all anyway

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Killahertz 572221 wrote:

My bad jokes stay secret, never realised I was here to amuse you all anyway

You aren’t and you don’t.

[1 Killahertz @killahertz Member]

Ah well continue amusing yourself then

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Killahertz 572223 wrote:

Ah well continue amusing yourself then

And miss chatting with you?

[1 Killahertz @killahertz Member]

Thanks

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

At my prostate exam earlier, the Doctor dropped my trousers and slid his finger up my arse, he said:

“Let me know when it becomes uncomfortable.”

“Just then” I said, “when your receptionist dimmed the lights and started filming.”

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

The homeless problem would be solved if the Big Issue had tits in it.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Statistically… 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Or 8 if the father regret :scared:

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Didn’t expect that sort of comment from you lol.
You got a comment for this one?

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, “Please, think of my children!”

Kinky bitch.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Not sure how to comment that one but I do know some very rude jokes, but I would never post them, not even here, This place is to nice :lol_big:

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 572353 wrote:

Not sure how to comment that one but I do know some very rude jokes, but I would never post them, even here, This place is to nice for them :lol_big:

Maybe it was a few months ago :).

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.

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