Bad Joke Thread

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@Digital Buddha 575383 wrote:

i wish it worked the other way where you could get fired from coke for testin positive for pepsi

don’t drink soda myself, its the devil

Lol.

You’re vegan as well aren’t you?

[1 Digital Buddha @digital-buddha Participant]

nah not yet on the way to it though

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@Digital Buddha 575389 wrote:

nah not yet on the way to it though

Poor bugger. One thing I don’t get about vegetarians is why they but products that supposedly taste and look like meat. What’s the point of that if they are taking a stand against eating meat?

[1 Digital Buddha @digital-buddha Participant]

i don’t really have any major ethical problems with eating animals or animal products as long as they were produced realitively humanely but i do worry about heavily processed foods… if your thumb can’t cover the ingredient list then you shouldn’t eat it

to answer your question: i don’t know exactly but i would guess its cause meat tastes good

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@Digital Buddha 575392 wrote:

i don’t really have any major ethical problems with eating animals or animal products as long as they were produced realitively humanely but i do worry about heavily processed foods… if your thumb can’t cover the ingredient list then you shouldn’t eat it

to answer your question: i don’t know exactly but i would guess its cause meat tastes good

I have to agree that many products are over processed and contain far too many additives, can’t imagine life without meat though.

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So there I am in front of the pc, watching Redtube, volume off and making sure not to make any noise, and still the librarian complains!

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I got my son a stripper for his birthday.

My wife wasn’t impressed, but it’s not every day he turns 4.

[1 shane24 @shane24 Member]

Hahhaha! the jokes are fucking awesome. 😀

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@shane24 575457 wrote:

Hahhaha! the jokes are fucking awesome. 😀

:horay: Glad you like them bud and welcome to the forum.

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This bloke in the pub said to me,

“Fuck me, that was a rough old bitch you were with last night, not a patch on the women I normally see you with, what on Earth ever possessed to take her out? “

“I had to, ” I replied, “it was our wedding anniversary.

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The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I’ve weighed myself before and after I walk into my job.

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I never knew my missus could cook until today when she served me a banana that tasted just like fish.

I didn’t think she had it in her.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

ewwwwwwwwww :yakk:

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@Angel 575530 wrote:

ewwwwwwwwww :yakk:

HAHAHAHA, yeah lol.

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@Tryptameanie 575397 wrote:

So there I am in front of the pc, watching Redtube, volume off and making sure not to make any noise, and still the librarian complains!

Me too :lol_fast::lol_fast::lol_fast:

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