Bad Joke Thread

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

what. happened when a jew with a erection ran into a wall

he broke his nose

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

whats better than sex with a 10yr old philippno boy

absolutely fuckin nothing

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

whats the best thing about ass raping a transvestite

reaching around an pretending you went all the way through

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

@stayawayfromafrica 567622 wrote:

whats the best thing about ass raping a transvestite

reaching around an pretending you went all the way through

classic

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

how do u kill a redneck

wait untill he fucks his sister,n cut the breaks on his house

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

how can u tell if a redneck is on her period

cuz shell only be wearing one sock

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

last one

how many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb

well obviously not 8because my basement still dark

[1 Digital Buddha @digital-buddha Participant]

i just serial liked the last few jokes. hilarious

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Digital Buddha 567627 wrote:

i just serial liked the last few jokes. hilarious

Aye, mr Africas done a top job overnight. I was so mashed I just had to stop even trying to write/find jokes, but thanks very much for the clickles my Africe.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says loudly, “this is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache”.
His wife says are you retarded, that’s a sheep.
And the man replies, I was talking to the sheep.

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

what do u call a black guy. flying a plane

a pilot. you racist swine

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

whats the best thing about fuckin twenty three yr olds

theres 20 of em

[1 Garoldeep Singh @garoldeep-singh Member]

Knock Knock….
Who’s there?
The gestapo….
The gestapo who?
[smack!]
SHUT UP! VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS ROUND HERE!

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Just before Michael Jackson died he was due to enter a rehad programme to cure himself of a 12 year old crack addiction.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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