Two guys got arrested for smoking dope, and were due to appear in court the following Friday. In court, the judge says,
“If you can persuade more than 5 people to stop doing drugs, you won’t be sent to jail.” Two men readily agree to try this, so the judge tells them to come back on Monday morning to report on their efforts. The two guys come back on Monday as requested, and the judge asks how they did.
“I persuaded 17 people to get off drugs.” says the first guy.
“That’s a good result. How did you manage that?” asks the judge.
“I drew 2 circles.” replied the first man, “I told them that the large circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s nothing!” said the second man. “I persuaded 156 people to get off drugs.”
“That’s most impressive.” said the judge. “How did you achieve that?”
“Well, I drew 2 circles too. But I told them the small circle is your asshole before prison and the big circle….”
