Bad Joke Thread

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

That reminds me Angel, it’s time for your checkup, step into my office :crazy_dru:crazy_dru:crazy_dru

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Good jokes but the like button is missing again.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

try and reload 🙂

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

@Tryptameanie 577813 wrote:

That reminds me Angel, it’s time for your checkup, step into my office :crazy_dru:crazy_dru:crazy_dru

i’ll undress in a sec 🙂

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Yep they’re there now, thanks Angel 🙂

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 577816 wrote:

i’ll undress in a sec 🙂

Good ggod. I’ll get the gloves :crazy:

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

I wonder if it works

“A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next several months, he saw her doing this often. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning differently. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, and started stroking himself, moaning, “I need a bike! I need a bike!”

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

“A blonde decides to get a porno movie, so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she puts the DVD in and presses ‘PLAY,’ the screen is fuzzy and nothing is going on. Frustrated, she calls the store about the movie. They ask her what the title is, and she replies, “Head Cleaner”.”

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you?”

She says, “No, I’m really a blonde.”

“I thought so,” he says. “Your finger is broken.”

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

LMAO good one :lol_big::lol_big::lol_big:

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.

“I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”

“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My fat wife and I were enjoying a swim in the hotel pool this morning, when a little boy of about five got into trouble and appeared to be drowning.
Luckily, my wife was there to save his life.

She got out to inform the lifeguard and the water level dropped enough for him to stand up.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

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I was desperate for the toilet on the motorway. My missus, who was driving, refused to pull over and handed me an empty coke bottle.

She regrets it now, a 500ml bottle just isn’t big enough for a shit.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

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