Bad Joke Thread

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?

Very satisfying.

[1 stayawayfromafrica @stayawayfromafrica Member]

angel i already told that joke hun,but the punch was worded lil diff.no worries i prefer the baby jokes cuz their nice n naughty

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

The odd horific child abuse joke is fine but when it’s involved in every joke you tell Even I start to feel a bit uneasy.
#I don’t get all bent out of shape with extreme humour but for some it’s a bit much constantly pulling a smiley, disgusted face.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours.

Followed by a global food shortage.

[1 Garoldeep Singh @garoldeep-singh Member]

@Angel 568358 wrote:

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours.

Followed by a global food shortage.

Yeah true, but said global food shortage would really hit the fastfood and takeaway industry, they’d make record profits for the fisrt 30 minutes then once all the pepperoni pizza and meat feast are gone……SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

[1 eeezyuk @eeezyuk Member]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NUT ON A WALL?
a walnut

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NUT ON YOUR CHEST?
a chestnut

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NUT ON YOUR CHIN?
a cock in your mouth.lol

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My first wife dies of mushroom poisoning, My second wife died from blunt trauma, she wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.

[1 Cannabis_Annie @cannabis_annie Member]

What’s the difference between a paedophile and acne?

Acne waits until you’re 12 before it comes on your face! :oh_god:

[1 Cannabis_Annie @cannabis_annie Member]

A catholic priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see two 12
year old boys throwing a baseball.
The priest says to the rabbi, “Let’s go fuck those little boys…” and the Rabbi
replies, “Out of what?” :frown:

[1 Cannabis_Annie @cannabis_annie Member]

What’s the worst thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the nappy back on…:sick:

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

sorry, but i wont do this !
NO.

What????

its not me, it will be you, that cant handle that bad jokes afterwards

XD 😛

well:

“Whats left to tell a women with blue eyes?”
“Shell I realy explain it the 3rd time now to you?”

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

i fukin love lickin pussy <3
its just awesome 🙂

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

@Tryptameanie 566399 wrote:

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

Damn it, Trypta !!!
It´s not working that way XD
ok, maybe i shell look before i post, cause my joke is the same one, but am sorry…
wtf do u hit em with? Black Paint?
not workin…. tztztzzt
😛
keep on going on dude,…. 😛

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