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  • If you’re just getting up, leisurely opening your presents and generally enjoying your Christmas Day, spare a thought for the less fortunate at this special time of year and the hardships they have to endure.

    People with kids.

    A woman walks into the doctor’s surgery but doesn’t like the way he’s looking at her.

    When he tells her to undress, she asks him to turn out the lights before she disrobes. After he turns out the lights she asks, “Where will I put my clothes?”

    “Hang them up over here,” he says, “next to mine.”

    Don’t think we’ve had any racism for a while.

    A chap on my building site said to me at 4.00pm, “I’m knackered, I’ve been working like a nigger!”

    I instantly sacked the cunt; obviously the wanker had done fuck all, all day.


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      @Tryptameanie 581514 wrote:

      If you’re just getting up, leisurely opening your presents and generally enjoying your Christmas Day, spare a thought for the less fortunate at this special time of year and the hardships they have to endure.

      People with kids.

      You forget the kids with parents who doesn’t care!

      Remembered that on facebook this morning. Didn’t seem funny enough to go in this thread though.

      Edit. Not quite anyway I said something about the people that couldn’t see their kids at all. Anyway, still not funny.


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        Oh, I didn’t take it as a joke,,

        so ha ha

        Sorry 🙂

        I was waiting at the bus stop this morning and a black man drove past in a Ferrari 430.
        I turned to the woman next to me and said, “That car must be stolen, there is no way he could have sold enough drugs to pay for that.”

        She then started ranting at me, calling me racist and said I was stereotyping black people…

        Seconds later, three police cars drove past.
        That shut that black bitch up.

        My girlfriend said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of ‘fuck.’

        What the make love is she talking about?

        My teacher said, “If you have two apples and, when you get home, your father gives you one… What have you got?”

        I said, “Two apples and a sore arse, Sir.”

        My girlfriend just got a very interesting fortune cookie:

        ‘Every exit is an entrance to a new experience’

        “Wow!” she said. “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

        I fucking hope so.

        My new blow up doll I got for Christmas has put on weight already after all the Christmas festivities.

        Maybe I should empty her!

        I recently retired from the NYPD after 35 years on the force. As a retirement present, the union got me passes for a once-in-a-lifetime Gorilla-hunting safari trip to the Congo…

        Ho hum. Its basically same-old, same-old.

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        It’s a subnet mask!!!! Get it?
        Get it?
        …. I’ll see myself out.

        Ask General Lgihting to lead the way lol.

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