An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
He finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it’s only fair that you should know five things since you’re blind.”
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.
5. The person to my right is a blonde weight lifter.
“Now think seriously, cowboy… Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”
The cowboy sits and thinks for a second, then shakes his head.
“No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…”
