Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: A woman.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
A quiet man, is a thinking man.
A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Women make it hard!
Q: What’s the most common sleeping position of a woman?
A: Around.
Q: What do you call a woman with no clitoris?
A: It doesn’t matter, she’s not going to come.
Q: Why are men sexier than women?
A: You can’t spell sexy without xy.
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: “Their husbands checkbook!”
Q: Did you hear about the woman who couldn’t find a singing partner?
A: She had to buy a duet yourself kit
Q: Whats another meaning for a women?
A: Finger puppet
Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
Q: What do you call a letter from a feminist?
A: Hate male.
Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
A: She fits into your wife’s clothes.
Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?
A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
Q: What’s the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: a knife has a point.
Q: How much money do you need to satisfy a woman?
A: It is always just a little bit more.
Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they’re not on your dick they’re in your wallet.
Q: What do you call a woman who will gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos?
A: Head Over Heels
Q: How is a woman like an airplane?
A: Both have cockpits.
