Bad Joke Thread

[1 Garoldeep Singh @garoldeep-singh Member]

Here’s the most unfunny funny joke EVER…….

BRITISH BANKS.

Well jokes innit?

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

A black guy goes into a bakery. While he’s waiting to get served he hears a voice say “fuck off back to the jungle, Nigger”.

He looks down and sees some cakes looking back at him.

“Excuse me”, he says to the girl behind the counter, “did you hear what these things just said?”

“Sorry about that. They’re Chelsea buns.”

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

The gorgeous woman from next door popped round today and said,”Hello handsome, are you free tonight?”

I said, “Er… wow… yes, yes I am.”

She said, “Brilliant, can you watch my daughter while I go out?”

Ah well, when one door closes, another one opens.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.

I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, “Who’s your Daddy?”

He replied, “Mum says it was probably the milkman.”

The little bastard.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

What’s got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife’s car…

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My girlfriend said that she wasn’t very comfortable performing oral sex.

So I bought her a pillow to kneel on.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago.

Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest.

Stupid cunt wrote a poem.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fifty: three to change the bulb now and forty-seven to change it thirty years later, when it’s more profitable.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'” “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Hardly a joke but funnu all the same.

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[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Apparently I was conceived during a Blackout.

My mother’s.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

It’s not in English but WTF

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

^^^^wtf?

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Didn’t you hear it with sound on?

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