Bad Joke Thread

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

@Tryptameanie 568525 wrote:

If only they’d be quiet while it was in their other holes.

Might aswell fcuk a doll then 😀

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 568550 wrote:

Might aswell fcuk a doll then 😀

Unfortunately mines got a puncture.
I was only joking with my last comment, I love to hear them moaning when it’s not about the washing up for a change.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Why don’t women blink during sex?

There isn’t enough time.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Why do men name their penises?

Because they don’t like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

@Angel 568555 wrote:

Why do men name their penises?

Because they don’t like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.

Aren’t we a funny fucker today lol.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

:ty_ty:

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her as an altar boy.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Last one :p

Why do doctors slap babies’ bums right after they’re born?

To knock the penises off the smart ones.

:biggreen: :lol_big: :scared:

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Don’t say last one unless it’s a promise lol. But seriously I hope you continue.

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

awesome
rly
😥

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Why do women make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie-up the safe and blow the guards.

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

but guys,…
what about the fukked up message system now?
i see that my only msgs arrive @Tryptameanie
senjina and ravergirl dont get em,… dont know why… it sucks…

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

@xp23 568587 wrote:

but guys,…
what about the fukked up message system now?
i see that my only msgs arrive @Tryptameanie
senjina and ravergirl dont get em,… dont know why… it sucks…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISuvEHva2fs
RESISTANCE AGAINST BROKEN MSG SYSTEMS 😛

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

@Angel 568589 wrote:

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

Because they don’t have balls.

cause they take their load?

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