Bad Joke Thread

[1 BaldEagle @baldeagle Member]

women this is a joke that you won’t like and I am ready for the abuse

Little Johnny say’s to his dad “dad whats the difference between a vagina and a cunt?”

Dad say’s “follow me son” upon entering the main bedroom he points at Johnny’s mum lying naked and asleep on the bed and getting closer points to her crotch and say’s “that is a vagina son, now lets quietly leave before we wake the CUNT up”

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

I heard it different, the dad says “johnny, you see that black triangle? That’s a fanny, your mother’s a cunt”.

[6 General Lighting @general-lighting Moderator Staff]

Over the last few days in France, there are reports of games of football breaking out following the fighting….

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

What’s a pointless race that covers about 3,500km accross France?

The French.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

I almost got raped in jail.

I think my family takes monopoly way too seriously.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

My favorite sex position is the JFK.

I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

[1 Digital Buddha @digital-buddha Participant]

@tryptameanie 984646 wrote:

My favorite sex position is the JFK.

I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

I’m stealing that.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

If it was one of the better ones I’d have chased you and took it back.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

A white lie: “No dear, your bum doesn’t look big in those jeans”.

A black lie: “I didn’t steal no mother fuckin’ car”.

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