Bad Joke Thread

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What’s the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?

Big Foot has been spotted several times.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?
Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

How do you break the nose on a blonde?

You put a dildo under a glass table!

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What do a dildo and tofu have in common?

They are both meat substitutes.

(got tired of the other jokes)

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

You must be the only woman I ever met that went for so long without whiing hert arm was tired.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

[1 xp23 @xp23 Member]

@Angel 568782 wrote:

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL1Vf0pvkHw

Thank You 😀

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

What’s a pointless race that covers 250 miles across France?
The french

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Why can’t blondes water-ski?

When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?

Pack their lunch and send them to work.

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”
Has that already been posted?

[1 tryptameanie @tryptameanie Participant]

There’s a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it’s called Trycoxagain.

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

Why aren’t the England football team allowed to own a dog?

Because they can’t hold on to a lead.

:hiding:

[6 Angel @angel Moderator Staff]

What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?

A Referee.

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