A convict breaks in a house and ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife “Satisfy him, or he’ll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, just be strong, I love you!” The wife replies “He did’nt kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he’s gay, horny and looking for vaseline… I told him it’s in the bathroom. Let’s see who’s fucking strong now!”
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