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I love failbook.
just make your dog pass out till fireworks are over. You’re dog has the right to get fucked at least ONCE a year.
Don’t be cruel to animals….let them take drugs.
I have so many people on there that I am just in amazement with what they post on a daily basis… or the amount of farmville 2 requests i get.
What is up with the world.
I had farmville for a bit :p
Beware random threads about paranormal toast activity.
speaking of ze doggies, dog backwards is god. God spends more time burning images of jesus and the virgin mary onto toast than anything else. quite relevant.
I found jesus! He was hiding behind my sofa.
@Izbeckistan 503223 wrote:
I found jesus! He was hiding behind my sofa.
His hide and seek skills must have improved massively in the last couple of thousand years, he wasn’t quite as good when the Romans were looking for him! Think this may have just answered the age old question ‘what would Jesus do?’ Evidently the answer is ‘hide’ – and not very well at that!
I think hed have more of an impact had his look been better. Sandles and a white dress? you srs ??
@Izbeckistan 503255 wrote:
I think hed have more of an impact had his look been better. Sandles and a white dress? you srs ??
His style of dress does have a certain ‘mental patient’ feel to it, don’t it?
People just used to politely smile and agree. ‘ whats that jesus? You’re the son of god and your mothers a virgin…of course mate!’
@Izbeckistan 503316 wrote:
People just used to politely smile and agree. ‘ whats that jesus? You’re the son of god and your mothers a virgin…of course mate!’
Ahahahahaha, when you put it like that, the bible quite literally seems like the ramblings of a madman!
‘Yes Jesus, that’s right, your Dad did create the world! And in only 6 days you say? Sounds perfectly plausible to me!’
@MC G-Tek 503406 wrote:
Ahahahahaha, when you put it like that, the bible quite literally seems like the ramblings of a madman!
‘Yes Jesus, that’s right, your Dad did create the world! And in only 6 days you say? Sounds perfectly plausible to me!’
Similarly the quran was the ramblings of a sex offender.
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