Party Vibe

i had a bearded dragon once it was both unusual and boring. Used to get it out and it would just sit there. that was until i went on holiday and left it with my mate. when i came back he was a fucking viscious bastard and would chew your fucking fingers off! Made him a lot less boring, but absolutely impossible to handle, which was a bit pointless so i gave the the lunatic back to the shop and got a fish tank instead.

Fish = V.boring

Got my eye on some blue coloured crabs in a local shop,

Oh I had some American Bull Frogs as a kid, got them as fecking huge tadpoles. They didnt last too long though just got legs and the tail was going, then one died and the other went missing. Found it quite some time after all dried up behind a set of draws

Used to have giant african land snails! They are really shit to be honest! There shells make good ashtrays though lol!

sea monkeys are the tits, replace her hamster with sea monkeys and see if she notices…

Someone I knew brought a big hairy spider. He was really excited about. He kept it at his work place, because his wife would kill him. He complained a while later, that it was boring ‘cos it didn’t do anything. I said, ‘what do you expect it to do? juggling acts?’… His wife went mad when she found out, nearly cost him his marrige, Suppose that was a little excitement caused by the spider…