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January 25, 2013 at 4:48 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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I like turtles.
January 25, 2013 at 4:53 am

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barrettone

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 519957 wrote:

I like turtles.

Liar.
January 25, 2013 at 4:55 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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@barrettone 519959 wrote:

Liar.

No, really, they go really well in a broth or even as an altering roast dinner. The eye balls are very nutrients though they taste of salt and sugar. The lower intestine is a no go for obvious reasons.
January 25, 2013 at 5:02 am

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barrettone

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Prove it. Narc.
January 25, 2013 at 5:03 am

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The Psyentist

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@barrettone 519956 wrote:

Good shout. I seriously don’t get how you survive at work without shutting down. I can only do that when I’m on a big manic episode or there’s some task I NEED to finish (like at certain hack events and stuff)

My body has adapted to functioning on minimal sleep as it’s been enduring it for so many years, although it does come and go in phases. If it was constant I’d be an inefficient drone devoid of any notion of self awareness and emotion. Saying that I can be emotionally catatonic sometimes anyway. I’m just an all round odd ball
January 25, 2013 at 5:04 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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@barrettone 519963 wrote:

Prove it. Narc.

Lol would rather chilled monkey brain, Indiana Jones style!
January 25, 2013 at 5:05 am

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The Psyentist

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 519960 wrote:

The lower intestine is a no go for obvious reasons.

You saying you eat turtles but you don’t bum them. Freak!
January 25, 2013 at 5:08 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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Do you know what is in there?! You’d need at least 5 pints of wiped cream to hide that taste.

Cooking Meat: Cooking turtle meat, bacon grease, garlic onion

A copy of the gastronomicus would be handie, but the section on preparing and serving human flesh has been omitted….that’s the next big taboo to try, eat human flesh.
January 25, 2013 at 5:19 am

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The Psyentist

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I’ve always said if it were available on the market I’d probably opt for human meat over other farmed animals. Provided we don’t taste like mackerel that is.
January 25, 2013 at 5:22 am

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Garoldeep Singh

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@The Psyentist 519976 wrote:

I’ve always said if it were available on the market I’d probably opt for human meat over other farmed animals. Provided we don’t taste like mackerel that is.

Imagine what Tesco value human meat would taste/look like? It’d taste like ash tray, stale Stella artois and moldy kebab…and look like something off of Jeremy Kyle.
Come to think of it…..the description is rather similar to Tesco value Bacon……hmm…..
January 25, 2013 at 5:40 am

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barrettone

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 519977 wrote:

Imagine what Tesco value human meat would taste/look like? It’d taste like ash tray, stale Stella artois and moldy kebab…and look like something off of Jeremy Kyle.
Come to think of it…..the description is rather similar to Tesco value Bacon……hmm…..

I tried tesco value lager once because it was 4 cans for a pound. What a waste of a quid it tasted horrible.
January 25, 2013 at 5:41 am

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The Psyentist

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@NN~Gazatryptamine 519977 wrote:

Imagine what Tesco value human meat would taste/look like? like something off of Jeremy Kyle.

Now have images of a Jeremy Kyle meat factory, thinking similar to Abe’s oddysse. Where they harvest the participants that fail lie detection tests and are processed into Jeremy Kyle bacon, pork scratchings and black pudding.
January 25, 2013 at 6:02 am

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barrettone

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@The Psyentist 519986 wrote:

Now have images of a Jeremy Kyle meat factory, thinking similar to Abe’s oddysse. Where they harvest the participants that fail lie detection tests and are processed into Jeremy Kyle bacon, pork scratchings and black pudding.

You’re making me hungry.
January 25, 2013 at 6:55 am

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The Psyentist

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@barrettone 519992 wrote:

You’re making me hungry.

Mmm the taste of Blackpool and slough. Delicious
January 25, 2013 at 7:33 am

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Deez

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Black pudding is delicious.
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