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@know_hope 505563 wrote:
how do you know?… im a novice at troll spotting it seems…
If he wasn’t a troll maybe we would have taken him seriously if he hadn’t portrayed himself as such a CUrraNt.
@The Psyientist 505564 wrote:
Holy shit!
NEWS FLASHButterBean has been found dead this morning at his home in Scunthorpe. It is believed that he drowned. The police at this point have revealed no further information. However reports have come in from all over the world from people claiming to have witnessed the accidental suicide via webcam. Apparently he used his Taoist sex kwon do techniques to orally pleasure himself for more than 6 hours. When he finally climaxed unfortunately he inhaled and drowned in a gallon of his own ejaculate.
I guess it was all true.
RIP KB.
More people should know the dangers of inhaling…
Did you actually read the guys posts Knowhope? he came on this site saying that police are amazing and we should thank them.. that women only like bald men and he is bald and the greatest… that if you use drugs you are the scum of the earth yet his brother obviously wasn’t scum at all and he posted about his poor bro who was dying from drugs… very inconsistent and just stunk of someone having LULZ to themselves…
I did feel a bit sorry for the situation he was in, but at the same time he was lucky that he did a runner before I had a pop at him for going over to foreign countries, taking the piss there then whinging about life or their standards of healthcare (FFS simply they don’t have the money of the UK or DE or NL, hence why they still use outdated mental health treatments). Plus we “nick” most of their best nurses anyway.
there has always been plenty of good advice on here for the last 15 years, which some of my generation chose to ignore, with unpleasant consequences, but poor impulse control has consequences.
it wasn’t that long ago ( < 5 years ) if he'd done similar and caned drugs as a foreigner he'd have had his posts traced to his house (a mobile broadband connection is a radio based device so direction-finding works well) and be thrown into jail and risking ending up there for a long time or even hanged rather than left alone to post freely on the Internet.
Back to MBP. I think i saw him and Scuzzlebutt sniffing glue round back of Londis.
@The Psyientist 505576 wrote:
If he wasn’t a troll maybe we would have taken him seriously if he hadn’t portrayed himself as such a CUrraNt.
everyone is a currant at some point
@know_hope 505628 wrote:
everyone is a currant at some point
Not me, I’m gonna stay a grape forever and ever.
@The Psyientist 505627 wrote:
Back to MBP. I think i saw him and Scuzzlebutt sniffing glue round back of Londis.
The last time I was at a londis, skuzzlebutt was passing itself off as an elderly woman, the way I caught it out was I noticed that it had a full trolly full of haibo sour chew…things. after I walked around wondering where the hobnobs where, I smelt the tell tale stench of MBP…..rice pudding and gone of milk. I tried to encounter him/it but skuzzlebutt thwarted my plans (he bombarded me with wagonwheels ughh), I fled the londis as quickly as I could. Later I found out that skuzzlebutt and mbp where presenting an audience with at my local theatre…….
@Guy Martin 505378 wrote:
No. He/it has long greasy hair with tomato sauce and cheese and onion crisps in…..
Shit the sneaky bastard might have been going through my bins last night but I thought it was just Frank Gallagher in a fox outfit, I remember though the way the moonlight glistened off his ketchupy hair. I wasn’t thinking straight and I let him get away. Send a hit squad to Victoria station Liverpool, we may be able to cut him off before he reaches his secret hideout on the southeast coast of Guadeloupe
@The Psyientist 505858 wrote:
Shit the sneaky bastard might have been going through my bins last night but I thought it was just Frank Gallagher in a fox outfit, I remember though the way the moonlight glistened off his ketchupy hair. I wasn’t thinking straight and I let him get away. Send a hit squad to Victoria station Liverpool, we may be able to cut him off before he reaches his secret hideout on the southeast coast of Guadeloupe
Guadeloupe? Fuck, I saw Jewpacabra boarding a plane bound for there the other day – this doesn’t look good people…
I checked one of his hideouts in potters bar, he had been there recently as there was peanut butter on the windows, I also took vital dna samples from blood I saw on the kettle, which I can only assume he was making his famous fetus broth again (something he was arrested for in the Central African Republic). As a seasoned veteran of the hunting party, my advice to you all is to stock up on food and clean water, if mbp & skuzzlebutt are in fact in the galapagos isles, then it means they are trying to awaken bill maze.
I’ll send my best scouting party to gather Intel on the situation.
@Guy Martin 505878 wrote:
I’ll send my best scouting party to gather Intel on the situation.
You might be better off sending girl scouts to gather AMD. Less likely to run into legal issues and more likely to stay hot. Although hot Intel has been known.
I detect a being known as Man Bear Pig in the Salisbury area. That could mean he has time travelled back to when Zimbabwe was Rhodesia, but somehow I think Salisbury in the UK is a more likely spot.
@p0ly 505604 wrote:
women only like bald men
If only it was true.
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