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Sadly ringing the police isn’t an option as they’re proibabably more likely to shoot you that the intruder lol

@isocortex 588216 wrote:

Hell Yeah, with a big bloody club

It’s really that simple, the dog (be it a Shepard or a collie) it no match for a well timed cricket bat, nor it is a match for manbearpig……..

mind you, not a living soul is a match for manbearpig, I should know, I once tried to capture him in the Sainsbury’s in Clapham common, was a blood bath, he’d broken in to said Sainsbury’s and started licking all the 1st and 2nd class stamps much to the horror and dismay of the old girl working the counter that day….I never forget the last words she ever said,’GET THAT FUCKIN MANBEARPIG ARSEHOLE OUTTA MY SHOP OR I’M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE NUTS’.

You havre to understand in such a situation thats dogs nose is in overdrice. Thr aound of drugs and the number of drifferentr ways it’s telling him to go overhwlm its brain.

If you aren’t dealing at a festival you should probably let someone else smuggle the drugs past the sniffer dogs for you.

sad so many people in end in medical care from over doing it, I remember a kid just collapsing and falling down drunk in front of me in line to get into the music area (like alcohol posioning needs medical attention drunk, idk what else he might of had) couldn’t of been over 16 and his friend was like “quit playing (but was obviously concerned)” and then another time at the same festival i was hanging out at my campsite and medics came through trying to find someone and asked if any of us needed assistance. i just said “nah we’re good” and they dove deeped into tent city trying to find the person in need.

idk how many festivals allow harm reduction groups at festivals but it sure can help.

another good point about young people driving, I’ve had to drive through the middle of the night after a festival but wasn’t on hard drugs so it was fine but every now and again you hear about someone running someone over or what have you trying to drive off their face, sad shit really.

@glittertrauma 70353 wrote:

Does anyone have experience of sniffer dogs or knowledge of how to beat them? How much can they actually smell or detect? Are there ways to prevent them from being effective? Under what circumstances are they ineffective (I’ve heard rain can be a problem for them)? What can they smell and what can’t they? Can they only be trained to detect individual substances or can they detect a range of things? Is there a difference between illegal drugs / narcotics and contraband or explosives? What about hiding what ever you’re trying to hide internally either in your privates or swallowed?

Any and all advice, stories and opinions would be welcomed…

Peace out! XxX

It’s actually not as complicated as it may seem. When drug dogs get involved, your automatic thought is “OMG I’m going to go to jail.” Not true. The truth is, and I heard this from a retired cop, the K9 units are really just trained dogs. They can certainly smell whatever you may be hiding but as far as them finding it on their own? Nope. If you have seen an episode of COPS where they pull out the drug dogs, if you pay close attention, you will see that the cop is actually influencing the dog by basic training commands. For example, saw a COPS episode and while they filmed the dog walking around the car, the officer tapped the driver’s seat with his hand and said, “Good boy!” What did the dog do? Jumped into the car and sniffed around. The dogs are a mere distraction – the cops are the ones who find it.

I’ve heard every method of hiding your shit in the book and here’s the best policy: don’t do something to get you pulled over in the first place/give a cop or officer the impression that you’re holding. If you do get pulled and have illegal substances in the vehicle, just act normal. Tell the officer you’re reaching into your glove box to get your papers – always do this. Cops are quick to react and if you jump at your glove box they may feel threatened and think that you have a gun as well. Easier said than done for some people. Drive cautiously, don’t disobey traffic laws, don’t speed – and you’re good to go. **I have never been pulled but I know how this process works. The immediate reaction you will have is to stash the shit before the cop gets to your window…BAD IDEA. Chances are he/she saw you bend over in the car to hide them and they don’t usually find that amusing.

I have heard that the higher up the substance is, the less likely the dog will pay attention or pick it up. Dogs tend to keep their noses buried in the ground or lower levels of your vehicle. Also, do not allow the cop who pulled you to search your vehicle without a warrant. This is a basic right and it’s the law – if you give the cop permission to look around your car, you WILL be caught. Stalling the officer long enough will eventually make them frustrated for having to wait on a warrant or having to call a K9 unit to investigate. They’re humans too and they, like everyone else for the most part, are impatient. They won’t stick around long enough to wait for that crap. Chances are, they don’t really care about busting you for that kinda crap either so just relax and it will smooth over.

exactly – think of it this way: all you have to do is beat the cops. the dogs are just that: dogs. they aren’t human, they can’t point to a baggie and say it’s full of drugs. all they do is respond to human behavior and if taught the correct way, they will still only listen to their handler. i too have heard of deer urine as a distraction but the smell would be obvious i think. the idea is to completely interact with the handler as much as possible to keep him/her distracted from giving the dog commands. sniffers will only respond to handler’s commands. K9 units are a joke, not to say that i don’t respect the dogs. they live off of working for their handler and i admire that. the simple answer is still to fuck with the cop. the dog won’t pay attention if the handler won’t.