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May 3, 2011 at 6:49 pm

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mungo1972

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Hi All ,
Just thought of this so here goes Mungo’s Mad plan to beat the sniffer Dog’s . Right i know dogs can’t track a scent through a river or any open water so heres my idea , but it will only work if your near open water . Okay your out on your night out or where ever you might be going .

Suddenly PC plod and his sniffer dog approach !!!! take a quick look for water …..check for an area with no shopping trollies , take a deep breath and pinch ya nose . Launch yourself into the water ( Swan dive or Bomb the choice is yours ) but try and be inconspicuous as you don’t want to draw attention to yourself .

Make sure you get proper wet all over and get back out and carry on as normal , by doing this the sniffer dog will have no scent to smell ( of drugs ) but be warned you might smell like an open sewer after this . If the officer asks why you just dived in the ( River , Lake or Kids paddling pool ) you say i just needed to cool off or some excuse . It does help if it’s not winter as the water might be ice and the desired effect wont work !!!!

I hoped this helped 🙂

regards
Mungo
ps kids really dont try this !!!!!! it don’t work :-O
May 3, 2011 at 7:00 pm

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@General Lighting 433425 wrote:

for small/trace amounts they can only question you and if they don’t find anything larger have to let you go but would probably take your details. whether they are followed up depends on who your friends are and what they are wanted for if anything..

how would they know who my friends are? are they following me? 😮
May 3, 2011 at 7:05 pm

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mungo1972

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Hi Harr!et ,
Do you find that when your out that people walking dogs tend to follow you ? , if so revert to the above advice !!!!! lol

regards
Mungo
May 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm

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General Lighting

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@harr!et 433431 wrote:

how would they know who my friends are? are they following me? 😮

depends on your friends activities, particularly if they are into either dealing, shoplifting, gang activity (I guess unlikely in your case) or involvement in student protest actions or radical politics (possibly more likely).

Doesn’t mean cops are going to be constantly stalking you but if you keep turning up with the same people at the same places and some of ’em are doing naughty stuff, by extension they watch you to a certain extent.

in some school/college environments, teachers notify Police liaison officers of students they suspect to be “getting in with a bad crowd”. Sometimes even parents call the cops about their kids in panic/desparation, particularly during family arguments. Happens more with boys because they often get angry enough to physically fight and even overpower a parent or other sibling or cause criminal damage, but can happen with girls too. The moment it does the cops open up a file on you, parts of which can even be shared with Social Services and NHS depending on circumstances.
May 3, 2011 at 7:17 pm

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mungo1972

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Hi all ,
Okay i just though of another idea …….my brain is working overtime right now !!!!! . Okay Dogs can’t get a scent if you above them , now trees or lamp posts are good for this but to be fair it takes time and being up a lamp post might draw attention so ……:-) .

And this will work any where as long as there are other people around ……..okay jump up on some one …..friend is better but if your in a tight spot any one . How ever from the piggy back position you must get up onto their shoulders ……it does help if you pick some one the same size as you . Otherwise if they are taller it’s like climbing mount everest and also if it’s Ethel and she is 70 years old she may crumble to the floor and the advantage is lost .

This just looks like revelry and the police officer will just think your an average happy go lucky party goer . How ever don’t make the mistake of mounting pc plod !!!!! they don’t like this ……….unless they are off duty off course lol

hope this helped ?

regards
Mungo
ps yet again kids dont try this it dont work lol
May 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm

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@General Lighting 433435 wrote:

depends on your friends activities, particularly if they are into either dealing, shoplifting, gang activity (I guess unlikely in your case) or involvement in student protest actions or radical politics (possibly more likely).

Doesn’t mean cops are going to be constantly stalking you but if you keep turning up with the same people at the same places and some of ’em are doing naughty stuff, by extension they watch you to a certain extent.

in some school/college environments, teachers notify Police liaison officers of students they suspect to be “getting in with a bad crowd”. Sometimes even parents call the cops about their kids in panic/desparation, particularly during family arguments. Happens more with boys because they often get angry enough to physically fight and even overpower a parent or other sibling or cause criminal damage, but can happen with girls too. The moment it does the cops open up a file on you, parts of which can even be shared with Social Services and NHS depending on circumstances.

i can’t believe this! that’s really intrusive. if someone has done nothing wrong, the police should have no right to keep tabs on someone! innocent until proven guilty, i say. especially on the subject of drugs, maybe this is different if the person if planning to do serious harm to someone else.
May 3, 2011 at 7:29 pm

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@mungo1972 433438 wrote:

Hi all ,
Okay i just though of another idea …….my brain is working overtime right now !!!!! . Okay Dogs can’t get a scent if you above them , now trees or lamp posts are good for this but to be fair it takes time and being up a lamp post might draw attention so ……:-) .

And this will work any where as long as there are other people around ……..okay jump up on some one …..friend is better but if your in a tight spot any one . How ever from the piggy back position you must get up onto their shoulders ……it does help if you pick some one the same size as you . Otherwise if they are taller it’s like climbing mount everest and also if it’s Ethel and she is 70 years old she may crumble to the floor and the advantage is lost .

This just looks like revelry and the police officer will just think your an average happy go lucky party goer . How ever don’t make the mistake of mounting pc plod !!!!! they don’t like this ……….unless they are off duty off course lol

hope this helped ?

regards
Mungo
ps yet again kids dont try this it dont work lol

lmao! mungo :’) i’m so glad you’re back. nobody has a sense of humour quite like yours.
May 3, 2011 at 8:01 pm

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mungo1972

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Hi Harr!et ,
Thanks for the compliment , if all i do in life is make some one smile or even laugh then thats all that matters 🙂 . Money , fast cars and a big house don’t matter …..i say this as i know i’ll never own these !!!!! 🙂 . Its good to be back Harr!et i missed pv and every one in it 🙂 . the nicest people you could meet .

much love and warmth

Regards
Mungo
May 3, 2011 at 9:33 pm

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General Lighting

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@harr!et 433441 wrote:

i can’t believe this! that’s really intrusive. if someone has done nothing wrong, the police should have no right to keep tabs on someone! innocent until proven guilty, i say. especially on the subject of drugs, maybe this is different if the person if planning to do serious harm to someone else.

unfortunately going back about 20 years (when they first started doing this) there are precedents of teenagers and young adults from good middle class backgrounds “going off the rails” from drugs use, and harming themselves and others. Authorities can also do more surveillance on those under 18. the presumption of innocence only applies to actual arrest/charges/imprisonment, it does not stop the Police or other authorities (such as your place of education) making up a file on you and putting remarks in there that they suspect you to be involved in crime or indiscipline. I know this from first hand personal experience. Its not as scary as it all seems but there is little you can do about it unless you want to drop out of education and even then social services probably make a file on you as a NEET…
May 4, 2011 at 1:09 am

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strayginge

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Its all roses for todays youth 🙂
May 4, 2011 at 9:06 am

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General Lighting

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its been exactly the same since the 1980s. Actually today there are a few more privacy/human rights safeguards about youths and what can go on their official files, but that doesn’t stop people in authority “talking in corridors”. Certainly when I was at high school (1985-1990) the teachers and cops routinely exchanged full pupil files, and made no secret of it. Around the time I was harriets age we were even once shown round the Police Station and the cop who was leading the tour even pointed out the office where this happens..
June 8, 2011 at 5:59 pm

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Guy.

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right, this thread interests me as I have a similar issue coming up at a day festival…

what i’m thinking is to make a few really thin mdma bombs, coat them in wax and then wrap them in clingfilm to go in my wallet.

tempted by this ultrasonic speaker thing but would worry about being singled out away from the crowd, definitely ups the risk when you’re looking at such a small risk to start with.

any advice? and I wonder if taking them beforehand with a thicker coating of wax would mean a sufficiently delayed trip, to kick in a few hours after I get in…

hmmmmmmm
June 9, 2011 at 12:13 pm

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dubstep_joe

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Baggy, some silicon, keep rolling it till it’s thick and stuff, lots of deodorant sprayed on.

Sorted!

Then when you need to open it up, just cut the top with a razor/knife.
June 9, 2011 at 12:28 pm

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…and if you still get knicked you get both drug and weapon charges…smart!
July 8, 2012 at 3:12 am

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know_hope

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this is old, but in case u dont know… getting passed sniffer dogs is easy… they cant smell through oil, so as long as there is a seal of oil between your drugs and the dogs, they wont smell it. a double wrapped condom will do. stick it in a shampoo bottle also if you’re really paranoid…

but.. the question… yeh u can beat sniffer dogs, u just need a big stick
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