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Here at the goose shed we still carry out some special IP-TV transmissions on behalf of the the national broadcaster Koninklijke Radio Televisie of the Peoples Republic of Cigarettestan
Especially as Ah Beng at the TV playout calls me up at 07:00 (8 hr time difference and says) “aiyaaa alex can u help us one? our satellite TV uprink is suddenry brock by Singapore; they say our programming backward and morally defective. So we mus send video by Great Brighty instead.”
So I have to transmit their programming for youths/rehab inmates and delinquent sun bears; where today they are being taught German and how to remember the locations of strategic North European shipping areas 😉
LMAO, I was terribly confused reading this. Was like reading a python sketch that is so bizarre it borders on believable.
it should be geographically correct and was inspired by a true event; a few years ago the Bundesmarine and most other navies of Europe (with the full blessing of Copenhagen) did a test exercise to lock down the North Sea against intruders.
They only laid empty plastic landmines but had brought u-boats and all sorts else along so had to warn all the fishing vessels to give wide berth or the nets get snagged so they put out a warning on the radio teletype system (which I often tune into and decode for the weather broadcasts; its perfectly legal as we pay our taxes to the EU and you can get more accurate long term forecasts than from the broadcasters).
It was at that point I realised you could use the German national anthem to remember where these places were; especially as Kattegat sounds like it should be nearer NL than DK – the Dutch thought up the name as the channel is narrow and said “only a cat can squeeze through that small space”.
I think the same year as the military exercises they had Tomorrowland in Denmark and the Dutch put a model of a giant North European teddy bear (the proper bear-like ones) on some barge (this bear was huge, an entire group of people could sit beneath it) which was part of the décor and sailed it through the Kattegat :laugh_at:
So what is the goose shed?
A few years ago in autumn the local paper had a headliner “order goose now”; around the same time a friend of mine (who is part German, part Asian and a lot more brainy than me when it comes to electronics) took his early retirement from a big high tech company and started a farm with his wife; where he built an electronic gadget to monitor the conditions of goose eggs and succesfully hatched many Embden geese; at one point I seriously considered getting a pair as pets (and walking them through the streets instead of a bull terrier) but I live in a suburban part of town and that would get me in a heap of trouble for noise/pollution etc.
This did lead to a trend of replacing spam posts with pictures of geese and referring to a secret goose shed (geheime ganzenschuur) which is the location of VFR Europe (a tribute to all the Dutch pirate broadcasters who do indeed use barns for this purpose).
https://www.partyvibe.com/forums/chat/55626-subscribers-donations-2.html#post525492
Bé Muller was an officer of the Dutch Communications Ministry (Agentschap Telecom) who used to shut down the pirates but got laid off so sits at home in Groningen playing banjo (he is quite good at it to be fair!) I did put a comment on his youtube but I think I spooked the poor chap a bit as he wasn’t expecting his notoriety to cross the North Sea :laugh_at: A week after making that joke it turned out there was a real goose paradise in Groningen run by a Buddhist dude (I’ve put a few of his videos on .com and translated some of the blog posts over the years).
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