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[/FONT][/FONT]Hello International Friends! Ms Wang Xui Lan (王秀兰) from Foreign Ministry Cigarettestan would like to formally state we are willing to offer safe haven to Mr Snowden.
Recently we bought HM King Nosmo a new tablet PC as a present for Kingsday, but he was having some technical problems. Normally he asks me to help him, but I was busy feeding the orangutan at the Zoo. So unforutunately His Majesty somehow got out of the palace and to the telephone box (CT still uses red telephone box like UK), and (as he had forgotten 20th century changes in Korea), convinced the PTT International Operator to connect him to the military command at Pyongyang.
And then he proceeded to scold Kim Jong-II!
From tape of BIVD (Buitenlandse Inlichtingen en Veiligheids Dienst) the transcript was
“What in blue blazes are you playing at, young feller-me-lad, to confuse my old brain with this difficult to work gadget? Clearly you are spending too much time with your gangnam style and imaginary horse dance to make decent equipment like in my day”.
Aiyaaa, the North Koreans nearly set us up the bomb!
So we especially need brainy chap who can work computers and help the King to work his, and that will make Asia and thw world a far safer place in the long run.
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