paulfh wrote:
I’ll see your shitting his panta and raise you a shitting up the back wall of the toilet,the side walls and somehow the door.Then throwing their pants out and putting them on the patio out the back to dry out.Then before his cab came he did the same to a second cubicle
Haha, guy did that at my old pub (only the one cubicle tho!). He was in the toilet for ages, so i told the landlords son-in-law to go check on him, but he said, nah, he’s right…
Guy comes back after about 20 mins, i leaned across the bar to ask him what he wanted, and nearly passed out from the stench. Landlord told me to go check the bogs, and there was a trail of shit to the door, his beshitted undercrackers on the floor, and the cubicle looked like an explosion in a…well…a shit factory. Then, i added my own touch by throwing up in the middle of it.
Boss tried to get me to go clean it…i told him he had more chance of plaiting it than he did of me shovelling it.
Happy daze.
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i thrive amongst the mongs.
where/when, let’s make this shit happen
Raincheck? :yakk:
