Tee hee. Basic mammal behaviour – marking territory and posessions with piss. Very common with alcohol / chemical high dosages.
They’ll deny all knowledge of it when they are sober.
Behaving like that in public (outside of a “dwelling” as defined by the Public Order Act) can get you sectioned for 28 days.
For those who don’t know, “Water sports” is a whole genre of sexual kink devoted to urinating on people, and being urinated on, but it’s consensual and private. I don’t get off on it but some people do.
And just to remark, that urea (what you get when piss is evaporated) is widely used in cosmetic products, and is actually quite healthy for the skin. Of course, people could just piss on themselves (to burn off the dead skin cells) and then wash with soap, but that would mean hundreds of millions wiped off the value of the cosmetics industry…
