@The Psyientist 504026 wrote:
What a cunt!
Reminds me of a joke. Little old couple in bed at night… the guy has to get out of bed for a piss.
Stumbles down out to the bathroom, opens the door – and the light comes on, without him touching it.
He’s very elated, takes his leak, and goes back to bed, where his wife is staring at him.
“Darling! A miracle just happened! I went to the toilet, and God turned on the light for me!”
“YOU SILLY OLD FOOL! YOU’VE PISSED IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN, HAVEN’T YOU”
@Pat McDonald 504167 wrote:
God turned on the light for me!
Reminds me of the line from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, one guy spills there coke on the floor and says to his mate ‘fuck, look what god just did to us’
One of the few books that has ever made me literally LOL, which quite strange in itself when your in a room with other people and just crease up laughing with them having no idea why
it not on the floor, he tries to chop up some lines in a driving convertible, in the desert outside barstow….bat county remember?
@!sinner69! 504205 wrote:
it not on the floor, he tries to chop up some lines in a driving convertible, in the desert outside barstow….bat county remember?
Long time since I read it, just that line of ‘look what gods done to us’ that sticks in my mind, and Im sure it’s happened to us all, not with coke but just a ‘why, why did that happen to me right now’ moment, like when you rolling a spliff and spill it
Mby the book’s different to the film?
no, it isn’t
@The Psyientist 503982 wrote:
I personally think he was going through some kind of manic psychosis, drug related or not. But that still doesn’t explain how on earth he got close enough to capture 5 or 6 let alone 1.
And how did he get them in to the rucksack? wow! he must have some perseverance!!
@The Psyientist 504026 wrote:
Reminds me of the time when I was about 13 and my stepdad came home bladdered about 3am one night came in my room without turning the light on and proceeded to piss in my wardrobe. I shouted what the fuck to which he replied ‘can’t a man have a slash in privacy’ and threw a piss soaked shoe at me. What a cunt!
my cousin used to do this all the time, it would drive me fucking insane, piss stinks
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