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  • So last week when my chum left for Utrecht (can’t remember how to spell it) I was having a fantastic conversation with his dad about languages and different cultures and so on, and as we were all saying our goodbyes his mum say ‘oh, your learning Serbian, here’s a random book that you may find useful.’ Fuckin hell…..useful? It’s basically saved my from crying haha

    And here it is:
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    It’s help correct me with some very silly and very basic pronounciation mistakes I’ve been making, as well as how to structure grammar and that…..where was this book when I decided to learn the language?!?!

    Yeah, there we have it. The book.

    you got the spelling of utrecht correct that time (even the other one wasn’t 100% wrong but a century or two out of date).

    towards the end of the 1990s war I managed to tune into the Serbian military comms circuits on HF radio – normally this was digital encrypted other than a few operators, but at weekends they allowed the soldiers to contact their wives/girlfriends/mums but everything other than the digits dialled was in the clear (soldiers were trusted not to jepoardise their own units security nor that of their family and I think this might even have been deliberately done so they were careful what they said, knowing it was a insecure connection).

    you would hear one female voice at the comcen saying stuff like “telefonski” and then the üüüü (1 sec) / (4 secs silence) repeated of a European ringback tone, and then a female voice would answer – I didn’t (and still do not) know a word of the language but could tell from the emotion in the voice who was the comcen operators and who was the soldiers relatives. It seemed more like something out of a 1950s cold war spy thriller than the late 20th century.

    I lived in a Northern suburb of Reading at the time, where just 5 minutes away from me other folk sat in a big mansion house doing exactly the same thing, except they did understand what the Serbs were saying, and would have been carefully writing it all down and filing it away. And some will still be doing this for this current war and the next, except the languages will be different.

    YES!!!! WIN FOR THE IDIOT!!! lol I suppose either spelling is relevant, depending on context or if your conversing with an elder member of society (60’s+). Funny, I sat and thought to myself, how do you spell it….hmmm…..bugger it, that looks right Haha

    I often listen to Serbian radio on my phone (from which I type now), the dab receiver is really quite good, I switch between an English speaking station and a techno/house/sport station, although I have no clue what they go on about, but it mist be good as people sound as if they get in to quite heated discussions from what I can gather.

    there is a strong techno and house scene in Eastern Europe, though many tracks are near to Eurodance.

    A while back (may have been whilst I was still working at Defra) I read that a farmer in Serbia was growing melons (its a Southern European nation with relatively good summer weather) but was plagued by numerous bears stealing these, so he erected several horn loudspeakers on wooden posts and played gypsy techno at loud volume to deter them. he was subsequently arrested by the police and environment ministry officials and made to remove this sound system as they were trying to align their animal welfare laws with the EU and it was classed as cruelty.

    it is actually illegal to play harsh distorted music or any bad noise to bears (and a great number of other EU protected species) to disrupt their feeding or reproduction, though playing good quality music where it may be heard by them in the wild (such as overspill from a festival) or when they are in the zoo, vet or other captive area is permitted.

    Hisssss the evil defra man!!!! Lol I’m quite up to speed with defra, I have a copy of the 75-76 countryside act sat somewhere, as well as multiple other rural rights and what not.

    Yeah, I regularly have a look at the weather around Belgrade, leskovic and that and think ‘you bastards’ 32*c it was today in Belgrade……32*c its not fair.

    As for bears, that’ll be eastern parts of the country, towards Romania and Bulgaria, Serbia itself hasn’t had a ‘problem’ with bears for quite a few years now, although it doesn’t stop them walking in to the country haha
    Wolf are more of a concern from what I’ve heard, there very bold and unwilling to be deterred, parts of Montenegro, especial in the mountains, are plagued by them. Which in this day and age is like something from a fable.

    But a nicer note is Serbia has a flourishing population of river otters, which is nice, as does Montenegro. Austria has given Montenegro a rather large sum of money to protect its landscape, to keep the wolf, otter and other threatened species safe for another few generations to enjoy (looking at, not killing)

    @NN~Gazatryptamine 492491 wrote:

    Hisssss the evil defra man!!!! Lol I’m quite up to speed with defra, I have a copy of the 75-76 countryside act sat somewhere, as well as multiple other rural rights and what not.

    Just after I left they totally confused most of our new entrants to the UK.

    For some years every EU country has employed scientists to count what wildlife exist in each nation. Everything from wolves and bears to small bugs, but excluding animals normally kept as pets or those in zoos or private collections, as these are counted separately. The data is then collated, entered into computers and sent via an encrypted circuit to somewhere like the Netherlands or Denmark or other similar countries where they are good at doing hard maths and statistics and have more spare time because they have less creatures to count.

    The list of wildlife and the count is then audited and sent back to each member state, which uses the data to decide what species should be classed as protected. Of course non native species should have a zero marker against them.

    Someone forgot to remove the zero entries (probably a post removed by budget cuts) leading anyone checking the list of UK protected species to think that bears and in some cases wolves were native here. This error was perpetuated via the Internet – in my new job I worked opposite the head of HR in one office and heard several staff from Eastern Europe say they were afraid to visit wooded areas in Suffolk for fear of encountering bears or other large predators. It was only recently this error has been corrected.

    On my other PC I have a copy of RO’s wolf and bear management plan, in which they mentioned that there are plenty of both but bears tend to get a better reputation than wolves. Also University education improved attitude (for young people, not the bears)

    ha I was there. Good old Ed

    @NN~Gazatryptamine 492491 wrote:

    But a nicer note is Serbia has a flourishing population of river otters, which is nice, as does Montenegro.

    I want an otter!

    @MC G-Tek 492506 wrote:

    I want an otter!

    There so cute but terry nutkins knows how evil they are, he has half of this right ring finger missing because an otter bit it off!

    I remember seeing an interview with Terry Nutkins where he was talking about that. Am I right in thinking the incident in question was caught on film?

    P.S. – was it the top half or the bottom half that got bitten off?

    @MC G-Tek 492597 wrote:

    I remember seeing an interview with Terry Nutkins where he was talking about that. Am I right in thinking the incident in question was caught on film?

    P.S. – was it the top half or the bottom half that got bitten off?

    Yeah man, was on film. Can’t remember the name of the show he was filming for though….

    Lol bottom half :laugh_at: the top is being suspended by a rift in the time space continuum lol

    @NN~Gazatryptamine 492598 wrote:

    Lol bottom half :laugh_at: the top is being suspended by a rift in the time space continuum lol

    Ha ha, how funny would that be, just a spinning top half of a finger held together with nothingness!

    (Thought I’d actually replied to this the other day, guess not though!)

    That’s happened to me once or twice, I post but it disappears…..from what I remember, the posts weren’t of much intellect lol

    @NN~Gazatryptamine 492842 wrote:

    That’s happened to me once or twice, I post but it disappears…..from what I remember, the posts weren’t of much intellect lol

    It’s the thread pixies mate (yes they’re real!), they go around all the threads and sneakily remove what they deem to be unintelligible comments to preserve our air of cool, lol.

    occasionally we remove a spammers whole thread (usually where its nonsense posts / in broken English rather a blatant ad) but unpicking posts out of the middle of a thread is rarely done (its quite effort intensive on a forum which is increasing in traffic).

    what does happen is Virgin Media and mobile phone companies use something called a “transparent proxy” between you and our server to save bandwidth. This device can go wrong in a variety of ways which dump your post down the rabbit hole, and it never even gets to the PV server in the first place…

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