sometimes i like to asphyxiate my Labrador while someone else rubs my stomach with warm marmite. When my dog cant handle it any more i hit him with a wire hanger (negative reinforcement, whammy!) then I promptly give him a beer (positive reinforcement, double whammy!!) then while i pull anal beads out of my wife’s sister’s daughter (don’t worry, she is over 18 yrs) I polish a bottle of jack daniels…gentlemans jack of course, because thats the classy guy I am.
