Party Vibe

oh dear!

There is some fucked up shit in harry potter.

Firstly ‘polyjuice potion’ -This ‘juice enables anyone to take the physical form of any person. Apon taking this brew, you assume their entire physical body. Genitalia included.
Imagine this juice on the black market…in the hand of creepy old men.

Secondly the fully legal and openly sold ‘love potion’ – This is basically rohypnol. Voldermort was conceived by a ‘muggle’ perpetually drugging his father into a mindless sex slave for decades.

Mad eye moonies magical eye – A magical devise which allows him to see through solid objects be it wood, metal and especially fabric…This geezer works in a SCHOOL! 😮

Also Hagrid is half giant…is dad was supposedly small for a human (about 5ft tall) and his mother a fully fledged giant (approximately 20ft tall)

@NN~Gazatryptamine 495928 wrote:

Hang on, how did hagrids parents get it on? If his old dear was 20ft tall and his old man on 5ft……he would had to don a swimming cap and goggles, and go muff diving!!!

Pfft…He probably chucked on a scuba suit…stepped in side and had a wank. No doubt Hagrid strolled out twirling a cane.

@DaftFader 495931 wrote:

My mum is convinced that jezus was conceived by Joseph having a wank over Mary and a bit of stray cum got her pregnant. lol

Because that’s how you were conceived.

@NN~Gazatryptamine 495928 wrote:

Hang on, how did hagrids parents get it on? If his old dear was 20ft tall and his old man on 5ft……he would had to don a swimming cap and goggles, and go muff diving!!!

I imagine it would be similar to the time my great dane tried to rape my friends spaniel

Cat fight!!!

she’d get it