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  • Ok the head of union is back. I hope the mods haven’t been too oppressive while I have been gone. Oh and Happy Birthday week PV : )

    ello, you all settled in?

    Indeed, well kinda, I haven’t finshed decorating this place yet cos I have been working both of my sexy arse’s trying to get the old place all fixed up and looking goo so I can get my deposit back. I have been actually renting and buying blue ray films too since I haven’t been able to download stuff. Although last monday I was at my bum club (pinnacle people) and I brought my own laptop and the content blockers wern’t stopping me from accessing porn….. aherm erm I mean pirate bay. So I downloaded I few films instead of looking for a job that day.

    There is still a fair few scuzz marks here and there around the place. like on to of the vents in the kitchen it is like rancid. But I I refusing to touch it. now I have my phone working again I am gonna phone the council and make some environmental health complaints. Allot of this stuff should have been replaced before I moved in. and for some reason there are big square vents in every single fucking door in the place so you can imagine how draughty the place gets. BTW I don’t mean that I am sitting lving in other peoples filth. I have cleaned a fair bit. The worst bit was cleaning where their cooker used to go. I was caked with a reddy brown food scuzz and was all stuck inside the ribbed bits of the washing machine hoses. I had to get an old tooth brush and scrub them clean for hours. Also in the bathroom there was tons of scuzz behind the pips on the walls. I had to scrape all the suzz out from behind them with a screw driver them scrub and bleach the lot. Also the bath pannels and all crappy and plastic and falling apart so I haven’t bothered cleaning them too much cos I am getting occupational therapy to look ito having a safer newer bath put in since my GF has trouble with her legs.

    Also the kitchen needs a complete refit since the cupboards are all too high for her to reach. But saying that the council are due to refit all of the kitchens in this area early next year.SO lest wait and see aye.

    Well listen to me rabbling on. hows you??

    Mate it doesn’t work like that, I’m sorry 🙁 Once it’s gone it’s gone…

    EDIT: Oops didn’t read the thread properly :L

    erm, and you are…?

    its me log???? please try to remember

    :lol_crash yankin ya chain bro!

    Ouch well bear in mind my chain is pearced from my nose to both my nipples down to my belly button, down to my penis ans round to my anus. So please yank with care 🙁

    WB snookums xxxx

    @DaftFader 510023 wrote:

    WB snookums xxxx

    Thanks petal.

    Log: GOD DAMN VIRGIN MEDIA, GET RICHARD BRANSON IN HERE!!

    YOU TOLD ME VIRGIN MEDIA WOULD BE FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT SERVICE

    Richard: It is faster, by over five hundred… *GUN SHOT TO THE HEAD BEFORE HE CAN FINISH HIS SENTENCE*

    @p0ly 510127 wrote:

    Log: GOD DAMN VIRGIN MEDIA, GET RICHARD BRANSON IN HERE!!

    YOU TOLD ME VIRGIN MEDIA WOULD BE FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENT SERVICE

    Richard: It is faster, by over five hundred… *GUN SHOT TO THE HEAD BEFORE HE CAN FINISH HIS SENTENCE*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ntr-pw_6C0

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