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I’ve been on dihydrocodiene for a few months now due to my back problems, they’ve given me a serious problem in going to the loo, today is the first day in a very long time were I’ve managed to take a poo without busting a gut. To say it’s the most satisfying thing ever is an understatement!
I had a mass of poo stuck in my bowls for about 5 days, previous to this, I had to PULL it out with a tea spoon, just to get the mass out of my arse…..Slightly fucking painful to say the least.
My advise is don’t take them, Dihydrocodiene i mean
Look for over the counter laxatives next mate. Surely preferable to the alternative. 🙂
Congrats on your poo baby.
@DaftFader 561524 wrote:
Congrats on your poo baby.
Thanks, we’re doing well, it weighed about 8.4 kuricks.
my mum takes codeine for pains and that and has some product called ‘movicol’ (you can guess by the name what it does [move-colon lol good name])… it seems to work for her. sje’s been taking them ages
@know_hope 561529 wrote:
my mum takes codeine for pains and that and has some product called ‘movicol’ (you can guess by the name what it does [move-colon lol good name])… it seems to work for her. sje’s been taking them ages
Ozmolax works too.
Gonna get some stool softeners just so I don’t have to suffer the gut busting anymore, I reckon if I left it, I’d give myself a hernia or drop a gut…..
Thanks for sharing those delightful mental images.
Any time, just let us know when you want to hear more :laugh_at:
Lovely, you have rotting human waste products stuck inside you festering and destroying you! Find a solution, laxatives, no Opiates, something man! Something’s got to change. I had Opiate constipation a few times, it was horrific.
It’s a bastard catch-22. If I stop taking the painkillers I’ll end up in a really big mess of agonizing spinal trouble and the slight addiction I’ve developed from them, but I’ll be able to go to the loo normally, but them if I stay on them, I’ll lose even more weight (which I CANNOT afford to do), become massively dependant on them and put £ in the pocket of the piss poor excuse for a GP who keeps fobbing me off with them. I’m looking in to getting done for medical neglegence as for the past 3 month+ I’ve been incapable of doing anything.
A colonic would probably do you a world of good mate, if you can afford it. Always thought having a hose shoved up your arse and sucking your innards out to be a discomforting thought; but can’t be any worse than spooning yourself surely?!
@The Psyentist 561598 wrote:
A colonic would probably do you a world of good mate, if you can afford it. Always thought having a hose shoved up your arse and sucking your innards out to be a discomforting thought; but can’t be any worse than spooning yourself surely?!
Fuck knows, but I know my digestive system is pretty fuck now, the whole world falls out of my arse every time……so tired of this frankly.
But I’ve have spoken to a legal rep, and according to him, I have a fairly legit case of medical neglect, just need to get the $ to pay for a decent lawyer to ruin this GP cunt.
@Gylfi Sigurðsson 561600 wrote:
Fuck knows, but I know my digestive system is pretty fuck now, the whole world falls out of my arse every time……so tired of this frankly.
But I’ve have spoken to a legal rep, and according to him, I have a fairly legit case of medical neglect, just need to get the $ to pay for a decent lawyer to ruin this GP cunt.
You can’t afford to get a soundcloud account so I’m sure somehow you’ll get the money for a lawyer…
I’m sure your doctor actually was just trying to help you and isn’t a cunt at all. I wouldn’t waste your energy with this medical neglect stuff, you never had to take DHC and like I said in another thread I’m sure you knew the potential for dependency.
I hope your health returns to normal soon, you can cold turkey it out in bed for 5 days you just won’t be able to do much but feel shitty for 4 days and lay around.
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