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July 15, 2009 at 9:20 pm

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Did you hear about the fly on a toilet seat? He got pissed off

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk
July 15, 2009 at 9:24 pm

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Saw a bloke with no arms and no legs at a bus-stop. I said to him, ‘hello mate, how you getting on?
July 15, 2009 at 9:32 pm

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PhilKmorgan

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@killahertz 341183 wrote:

Saw a bloke with no arms and no legs at a bus-stop. I said to him, ‘hello mate, how you getting on?

U sick bastard..
July 15, 2009 at 9:32 pm

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joshd96320

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@killahertz 341183 wrote:

Saw a bloke with no arms and no legs at a bus-stop. I said to him, ‘hello mate, how you getting on?

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
July 15, 2009 at 9:34 pm

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PhilKmorgan

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What the difference between pigs afterbirth and sand ???

You can’t gargle sand..
July 15, 2009 at 9:39 pm

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PhilKmorgan

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What’s the difference between a fridge and a cunt ?

Fridge does not fart when u take the meat out..
July 15, 2009 at 9:42 pm

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Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester tonight.

He got in a taxi to go to the gig but unfortunately he ended up in Chichester.
July 15, 2009 at 9:44 pm

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PhilKmorgan

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How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb ?

5, 1 to change the lightbulb and 4 to suck my dick..
July 15, 2009 at 9:45 pm

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WARNING ISSUED BY YORKSHIRE POLICE

Clubbers in west Yorkshire have started using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths. This dangerous practice, known a “E by gum” should be reported immediately.
July 15, 2009 at 9:53 pm

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me mates selling his telly if anyones interested,he only wants a tenner
its in good nick slight problem with the volume button
but at that price you cant turn it down
July 15, 2009 at 10:44 pm

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joshd96320

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LOL
July 15, 2009 at 11:07 pm

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MisterDuck

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I had Special K for breakfast this morning.

Not the cereal, I just fucked Baby P’s retarded cousin.
July 16, 2009 at 1:21 am

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p0ly

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boooooooooothy!!! hahaha
July 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm

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GiantMidget

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@boothy 341201 wrote:

I had Special K for breakfast this morning.

Not the cereal, I just fucked Baby P’s retarded cousin.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

raaa
July 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm

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Johnathon Ross has been arrested for nicking a kitchen utensil from Debenhams………He said afterwards “it was a whisk I was prepared to take”.
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