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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
dunno
Eileen.
whaddya call a Chinese woman with one leg longer than the other?
dunno
Irene.
Some cunt in a nightclub came up to me and said, “I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha.”
I replied, “20 x 0 = 0.”
That shut the fucker up
(stolen from Sickipedia, God I love that site. Amuses the fuck outta me)
Man goes up to a fat girl in a pub
Man ‘I’d give you one’
Fatty ‘i wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last guy on the planet’
Man ‘i meant one out of ten’
A man goes into a 24hr garage last night and says to the women through the window.
“Can i have a kitkat chunky”
The girl walks off and returns with a kitkat chunky.
“No” says the man. “I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch!
My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt.’
I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.
What is it with people these days, posting jokes that don’t even make sense?
To get to the other side.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and “do it” for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he’d like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in.” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, “I had no idea you were so religious.” The boy turns and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.”
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. “Let’s see yer fishin’ license, Boy!” the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. “Well, son,” said the Game Warden, “you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!” “Yes, sir,” replied the young guy, “but my friend back there, well, he don’t have one.”
What do you call a girl with 2 fannies ?
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