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@Fizzbombheid 394576 wrote:
What do you call a girl with 2 fannies ?
Ndubz
How do I meet this “Ndubz” girl? :weee:
@DaftFader 394591 wrote:
How do I meet this “Ndubz” girl? :weee:
Not sure mate ? but i was at a charity disco last week in aid of women born without legs
The dancefloor was crawling with fanny!
YouTube – Robin Williams – Live At The Met – Alcohol/Marijuana Comical genius.
I bumped into my ex yesterday, I was shocked when she took me down an ally and said “I want to make love with you one last time, have you got any protection?”Luckily I always carried protection, I sprayed it in her eyes and ran.
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
Don’t worry about that,’ says St. Peter,
‘It’s only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.’
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. ‘Oh my Goodness,’ says the old lady, ‘now what is happening?’
‘Not to worry,’ says St. Peter,
‘She’s just having her head drilled to fit the halo.’
‘I can’t do this,’ says the old lady, ‘I’m going to hell.’
‘You can’t go to that nasty place,’ says St. Peter.
‘You’ll be raped and taken advantage of.’
‘Maybe so,’ says the old lady, but I’ve already got the holes for that.’
@buffaloballs 400318 wrote:
An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.Don’t worry about that,’ says St. Peter,
‘It’s only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.’The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. A few minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. ‘Oh my Goodness,’ says the old lady, ‘now what is happening?’
‘Not to worry,’ says St. Peter,
‘She’s just having her head drilled to fit the halo.’‘I can’t do this,’ says the old lady, ‘I’m going to hell.’
‘You can’t go to that nasty place,’ says St. Peter.
‘You’ll be raped and taken advantage of.’‘Maybe so,’ says the old lady, but I’ve already got the holes for that.’
LOL
Why is Michael Jackson bad at Chess?
He’s Dead.
George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them. He is currently working on a new single about his time inside called ‘Wank me off before your cocoa’
How do you confuse an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it’s from.
:yakk:
l’oreal has launched a new shampoo for gypsies..it’s called “go and wash”
@killahertz 401585 wrote:
l’oreal has launched a new shampoo for gypsies..it’s called “go and wash”
lol :laugh_at:
I was round my girlfriends house and we were in the kitchen cooking dinner when she asked me to turn the veg on.apparently fingering her disabled sister wasn’t what she meant.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
yo momma so fat, she downloaded cheats for wii fit
(….sorry i had to. normally had these jokes but this one had me rolling in the aisles)
Little boy: “mummy, mummy, can i lick the bowl clean?”
mum: ” no, just flush it like everyone else”
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