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Best way to leave your job:
Dear Boss,
What’s the difference between your wife and today?
I’m not coming in today.
i only know sick jokes
What did Cinderella do when she
got to the ball?
She choked.
I saw a sign in a public toilet yesterday. It said “Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to have found it in”. So I left a porno mag and a line of coke.
lol saw this on facebook an laughed..
“fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails…. bitch are you sure ur not made in china?”
@Fizzbombheid 394597 wrote:
Not sure mate ? but i was at a charity disco last week in aid of women born without legs
The dancefloor was crawling with fanny!
::bigsmile:
Two fellas argueing over a bet, yer man says if ye drink a sip from that spitoon ye win, the other fella picks up the spitoon and swallows the lot, yer mans like ‘ jees what ye do that for ye only had ta take a sip?
Sure i couldnt help it, it went down in one lump.
@Moonie 404503 wrote:
Best way to leave your job:
Dear Boss,
What’s the difference between your wife and today?
I’m not coming in today.
aaaaahahahaha
@bixi 414938 wrote:
Getting Ready For 2010:
Canabis is so last year man!
Women are just like cartons of orange juice. Its not the shape or size that matters or even how sweet the juice is – its getting those fucking flaps open!!
Why are there no ashtrays at Michael Barrymore’s house?
Because He throws all his fags in the pool
I bought a model of Allah for £2.50 at a car boot sale the other day and then sold it for £100 on ebay.
What a prophet.
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